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A must READ - Good morning said a woman as she walked up to the man sitting on the ground.

The man slowly looked up.

This was a woman clearly accustomed to t...he finer things of life. Her coat was new.. She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life.

His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of him, like so many others had done before.. "Leave me alone," he growled....

To his amazement, the woman continued standing.

She was smiling -- her even white teeth displayed in dazzling rows. "Are you hungry?" she asked.

"No," he answered sarcastically. "I've just come from dining with the president. Now go away."

The woman's smile became even broader. Suddenly the man felt a gentle hand under his arm.

"What are you doing, lady?" the man asked angrily. "I said to leave me alone.

Just then a policeman came up. "Is there any problem, ma'am?" he asked..

"No problem here, officer," the woman answered. "I'm just trying to get this man to his feet. Will you help me?"

The officer scratched his head. "That's old Jack. He's been a fixture around here for a couple of years. What do you want with him?"

"See that cafeteria over there?" she asked. "I'm going to get him something to eat and get him out of the cold for awhile."

"Are you crazy, lady?" the homeless man resisted. "I don't want to go in there!" Then he felt strong hands grab his other arm and lift him up. "Let me go, officer. I didn't do anything."

"This is a good deal for you, Jack" the officer answered. "Don't blow it.."

Finally, and with some difficulty, the woman and the police officer got Jack into the cafeteria and sat him at a table in a remote corner. It was the middle of the morning, so most of the breakfast crowd had already left and the lunch bunch had not yet arrived...

The manager strode across the cafeteria and stood by his table. "What's going on here, officer?" he asked. "What is all this, is this man in trouble?"

"This lady brought this man in here to be fed," the policeman answered.

"Not in here!" the manager replied angrily. "Having a person like that here is bad for business.."

Old Jack smiled a toothless grin. "See, lady. I told you so. Now if you'll let me go. I didn't want to come here in the first place."

The woman turned to the cafeteria manager and smiled....... "Sir, are you familiar with Eddy and Associates, the banking firm down the street?"

"Of course I am," the manager answered impatiently. "They hold their weekly meetings in one of my banquet rooms."

"And do you make a godly amount of money providing food at these weekly meetings?"

"What business is that of yours?"

I, sir, am Penelope Eddy, president and CEO of the company."

"Oh."

The woman smiled again. "I thought that might make a difference." She glanced at the cop who was busy stifling a giggle. "Would you like to join us in a cup of coffee and a meal, officer?"

"No thanks, ma'am," the officer replied. "I'm on duty."

"Then, perhaps, a cup of coffee to go?"

"Yes, ma’am. That would be very nice."

The cafeteria manager turned on his heel, "I'll get your coffee for you right away, officer."

The officer watched him walk away. "You certainly put him in his place," he said.

"That was not my intent. Believe it or not, I have a reason for all this."

She sat down at the table across from her amazed dinner guest. She stared at him intently.. "Jack, do you remember me?"

Old Jack searched her face with his old, rheumy eyes. "I think so -- I mean you do look familiar."

"I'm a little older perhaps," she said. "Maybe I've even filled out more than in my younger days when you worked here, and I came through that very door, cold and hungry."

"Ma'am?" the officer said questioningly. He couldn't believe that such a magnificently turned out woman could ever have been hungry.

"I was just out of college," the woman began. "I had come to the city looking for a job, but I couldn't find anything. Finally I was down to my last few cents and had been kicked out of my apartment. I walked the streets for days. It was February and I was cold and nearly starving. I saw this place and walked in on the off chance that I could get something to eat."

Jack lit up with a smile. "Now I remember," he said.. "I was behind the serving counter. You came up and asked me if you could work for something to eat. I said that it was against company policy."

"I know," the woman continued. "Then you made me the biggest roast beef sandwich that I had ever seen, gave me a cup of coffee, and told me to go over to a corner table and enjoy it. I was afraid that you would get into trouble... Then, when I looked over and saw you put the price of my food in the cash register, I knew then that everything would be all right."

"So you started your own business?" Old Jack said.

"I got a job that very afternoon. I worked my way up. Eventually I started my own business that, with the help of God, prospered." She opened her purse and pulled out a business card.. "When you are finished here, I want you to pay a visit to a Mr. Lyons...He's the personnel director of my company. I'll go talk to him now and I'm certain he'll find something for you to do around the office." She smiled. "I think he might even find the funds to give you a little advance so that you can buy some clothes and get a place to live until you get on your feet... If you ever need anything, my door is always opened to you."

There were tears in the old man's eyes. "How can I ever thank you?" he said.

"Don't thank me," the woman answered. "To God goes the glory. Thank Jesus...... He led me to you."

Outside the cafeteria, the officer and the woman paused at the entrance before going their separate ways....

"Thank you for all your help, officer," she said.

"On the contrary, Ms. Eddy," he answered. "Thank you. I saw a miracle today, something that I will never forget. And.. And thank you for the coffee."

God is going to shift things around for you today and let things work in your favor.

If you believe, send it.

If you don't believe, delete it.

God closes doors no man can open & God opens doors no man can close..

If you need God to open some doors for you...send this on....even if you don't, its quite uplifting, sure couldn't hurt!!
 

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HTH good luck w/ your new fish, they sound pretty nice :cheerful:

Sorry about your daughters car koiguy. Hope they eventually catch the nasty bugger who did it!
Nice ending story there above also.
 
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Love the story, KoiGuy! Addy, I laughed at the image of you swatting at the plants before spraying them, to get the baby praying mantises off first. I just saw my first baby this evening! Sooo excited. I had 4 or 5 egg sacs on the butterfly bushes that I spotted this spring when I trimmed the bushes back, guess they hatched after all. Will have to watch closely to see if I notice more babies. The one I saw was already about 1" long, so they have been hatched for a while yet.
There is a country song that is similar to that story. It's about a rich lady, driving a Mercedes, has a flat tire on a country road. Lots of people drive on by, then a man in an old PU stops to help her out. He's raised right, respects people, always helps a friend in need. When he's done, he turns to go and the lady asks him what she owes him. He responds that she owes him nothing, just play it forward, and drives off. The lady stops at a small diner to get a bite to eat before continuing on her trip. The waitress is 8 months pregnant, but smiles and is very nice. The older lady notices how tires the pregnant waitress looks, and when it comes time to pay, she gives the waitress a $100 bill for a $10 meal. When the waitress comes back with the change, the lady is gone, and left a note to keep the change, hope it would help her out. The waitress smiles and knows that everything will be alright now. She goes home and crawls into bed with her husband, who is the same man that fixed the lady's flat tire that day.
What goes around, comes around. I've tried to think of that song and play it forward as much as I can in life. Always nice to help people out, so that someday they can help someone else out. :blueflower:
 
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Oh, another story that happened to me. I was driving my former husband's old van, we had an automatic fly spray company, and I was going around filling the systems with chemical. On way to one of my stops, I got very low on gas, and realized I was not going to find a gas station. Stopped at a farm shop, hoping they would have some gas I could buy. He put in a couple of gallons, and absolutely refused to let me pay for it. Then, as I hit the ignition, we heard an awful sound. He turned around and said, "Pop the hood." Turns out the fan belt came off for whatever reason, and it took him 30 minutes to get it back on. Again, no payment accepted. His answer was simply, "We have trucks that drive by your town, maybe someday they will break down, and you can stop to help them!" And about 2 weeks later, I did notice one of their grain trucks go by, and it reminded me to keep an eye out for anyone that needs my help.
 

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OH COUNTRYESCAPE... THAT STORY REALLY WARMED MY HEART.... NO WAIT...THAT'S MORE LIKELY THE SUPER SPICEY BURRITO I JUST ATE,I MIGHT NEED SOME TUMS !!! ....lol
just kiddin' ya woman! SERIOUSLY...what comes around, goes around. so keep the good karma flowin'.& do onto others as you'd have them do onto you!
 

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