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Thanks for the link, Mogsie. Always wondered if that was fact or fiction; never thought to look it up on the web.
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Un-fair.....sitting here looking out the window, and a heron flies by...............geez they are supposed to be gone for the winter.
 
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tmann you go to the doc's? Cuz if not maybe you should go and get some of those anti-biotics like addy's honey did
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I am ANTI anti-biotics. Anti-biotics are NOT good for you. They should only be used as a last resort. Too many physicians prescribe them to people who have a minor ailment and that only serves to train the strain of the bacteria, virus or micro-organism that has infected your body to overcome it (the antibiotic) and it also stalls your body's own immune system's response. You are doing two things wrong here. Giving the invader the opportunity to define and overcome the weaknesses of your defense system AND allowing your bodies own defense system to weaken or become a slacker.

The best defense is to eat right, drink right, exercise right, sleep right and believe right. A positive attitude and a good balanced diet will do much more good for your immune system and overall health than any doctor can possibly hope to achieve.

The next time you go to your doctor for a general checkup, ask him or her about this. They are under the hypocratic oath, so they cannot lie.

I have never had an influenza shot in my life and I have never had influenza. I have never had the mumps, measles or chickenpox. My tonsils are still in tact, I have most of my wisdom teeth in my mouth. I sleep all winter under an open window and I eat red meat and drink beer. I work hard and I play hard. The last time I was sick to the point of vomiting was when I was in 7th grade in 1978/79 and I did not miss a day of school. I threw up, brushed my teeth, went back to bed and got up later to shower, dress and go to school.

My Mom asked me if she should call the school and tell them I was sick. I was so mad, I told my Mom that I was not going to be sick! I will not be sick! I am going to school! And I did and I was not sick and it was a normal day at school for me.

Your mind has great control over your health. Your attitude, diet, proper exercise and proper sleep are your most valuable defenses. You need five hours of sleep, no less. Any more than 7 hours is too much sleep. If you are not working your body (exercising properly) during the day, you will not sleep properly. If you find that you are still tired after sleeping for six hours, you are not doing something right during your day.

Believe me, if you live right and be happy, you will live long and you will be healthy all the while.

Here is my most favorite source of inspiration... From the John Wayne movie The Cowboys....

THE DUKE: All right! We've seen what you can do with a boy. How are you when they come a little bigger?
RUSTLER: You mean you?
THE DUKE: Yeah, why don't you tell your boys to just sit this one out?
RUSTLER: Ohhhh, Mr. Anderson. You love to make it happen, don't you?
THE DUKE: You havin' any of it?
RUSTLER: Well Sir. You're a pretty old man.
THE DUKE: Yeah. I'm 30 years older than you are. Had my back broke once and my hip twice. And on my worst day, I could beat the HELL out of you!
RUSTLER: I don't think so.
THE DUKE: YOU WILL!

You know that the Duke gets shot to pieces in the end and dies, but it is that character and will in his spirit that we all need to harbor to keep us healthy.
Then we can go out with a bang and not a whimper.

Stay clear of the anti-biotics and take a dose of bullheaded, stubborn, downright belligerent force of stern attitude! It will do you good and you will feel good!
You'll also probably accomplish more throughout your day and throughout your life.

Gordy
 

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I pretty much agree w/ ya there Gordy. They use too much anti-biotics nowadays and you are right you should only use as a last resort. But if tmann doesn't get to feeling better he should not wait forever to let it go to pnemonia or something. I have never had any of those childhood diseases except I did have the 3 day measles. I walk 5 - 6 miles each day and try to eat right and drink plenty of water. Don't drink any booze except on special occassions maybe once a year if that. Don't smoke cigs and haven't smoked anything else well maybe since the 60's anyways. That was rather an unhealthy time for me then but that only lasted a few yrs then I woke up and smelled the roses. Don't get any shots for anything. Sleep well and have a good attitude on life. Also have put my trust in the good Lord. Don't go to the doc much cept been having some problems w/ kidney stones for a year for some strange reason. Going to a urologist to see why. Never broke anything on my bod. Don't have any of my wisdom teeth and 4 other teeth cuz mouth was too small to fit them all. Had braces on my teeth and all well there now. Had tonsils out when 3yrs old cuz developed a very high fever w/ convulsions from infected tonsils so they had to come out along w/ the adenoids. Now they aren't as quick to pull them out these days I hear.
Geez feel like I just filled out a physical report here now for health insurance,lol! Oh also feel people nowadays are wayyyyyyyyyyyy to concerned over sanitation. A few germs here and there help build up your immunity and if you are always too clean then you are gonna be the first one to go when some ugly bug rears it head and reaches out for the squeaky clean ones w/ no immunity built up!
 

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Hey sissy, I saw your question about Casey Anthony on another post and thought I'd answer it over here. Yes I saw only part of it on the Nancy grace show. I can't bear looking at her face and thinking about that poor kid of hers. She can't stay out of the lime light for long and I suspect she will be in trouble again someday. She thinks she's smart but she's not the sharpest tool in the shed as we've seen. Look where O.J Simpson sits right now. It all comes back at ya eventually!
 

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bleep..........had to write something cuz I tried to delete this post buy it wouldn't let me so I wrote this,lol!
 

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something isn't it as she claims she finally has something that really belongs to her ,her computer and her cell phone .I guess her daughter did not count shame .My neighbor has those glasses she is wearing and hers cost 300 dollars .Veggies rule you eat enough veggies and fruit you will feel nothing .Gosh I still have everything tonsils ,molars ,appendix and can say I have never broken a bone .I still have original equipment LOL wonder how much I'm worth .They say you loose money as soon as you drive it off the lot though oh well I'm alive and healthy .
 

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darn heron came back and nicely landed in its normal spot, we were in the hot tub, stood up and it took off.......................guess I need to put up protection again. Esp if it stays in the 60's the fish are moving around in the pond.
My parrots feather is growing great under the ice, which melted today...........lol
 

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gosh he loves you and your pond .I would suggest something but better not ,safer that way LOL.Have you tried the pvc flag pole I used ever since i put it up the owls has stayed away .Flapping flag did the trick for me ,that is as long as there is a breeze .I just put a metal pipe in the ground and then wired a flag to a pvc pipe and stuck it down into the metal pipe .The only thing is it scares my deer a little ,but now they are getting used to it
 

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Will give it a try.............................. anything to scare the darn bird! Sure is a pretty bird though.

I have bird shot, shotgun shells, and plenty of other items of destruction, shooting happens around here all of the time, but I still won't shoot the darn bird.
 

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I am having a special flag made for the new flagpole ,the lady who makes them only charges 20 dollars .I can't wait until she gets to mine ,there are other people before me so I have to wait .But worth every minute of the wait i'm sure .
 

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Hey addy you could put that flag up and on top of pole you could attach loud speaker and play loud coyote's howling when bird shows up or maybe Beethoven's 5th symphony,lol! Bet Mr Bird does not like coyotes and might be familiar w/ their sounds. Coyotes I would think would eat a heron if could catch one. I don't see heron anymore and still have my radio blasting dawn til dusk near the pond.
 

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Think I will try that jw, we don't have neighbors close enough to bother with a radio. Have one of those coyote call things in a box somewhere, maybe I can find it and set the sucker up to howl. and a flag pole and a fence, razor wire, fishing line, real alligators.................



Maybe he followed you there from Florida!

most likely, we did see some flying beside the road as we traveled north, they read our tag number, gps located the house.......viola came for lunch
 

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