The Good Banter Thread

[addy1]

I am running drip lines to my veg garden and pots this year. The slope garden etc are on their own during the summer. The only time I water is if the plants are new. They seem to survive the dry and heat we have been having.

I ran lines and hose bibs everywhere on my property in arizona, a lot easier than hauling a hose around.

 

[koiguy1969]

its about time!

 

[sissy]

Thats why I wanted the hydrants I wanted to run drip lines from them that i could control the time and when they come on and since that would mean running a hose across my yard and having to move it when I mowed I came up with this .I don't want to use my whole house filter to water my flowers either .They don't need filtered water and my filter doesn't need to be working to water them .This way the water comes straight from my well and does not use my filter and I can use all my outside water from them and only time I will use the ones on my house will be for the pond .This way I don't put all that strain on my filter.Those hoses are heavy and no matter how many times they tell you non kink they kink .The ones from sears are good but those things are even heavier than a regular hose .I like the hydrants because they are totally frost free and you put stone all around the bottom for them to back drain .Added benefit is they stick far enough out of the ground so you don't trip over them and are high enough to just walk up and turn on and you can lock them so no one else can use them

 

[addy1]

Yep pull that 100 foot hose out, flip on the sprayer and you have to walk back the entire length looking for the kink, dislike hoses.

 

[j.w]

Some summers here like the last one it was so rainy we never hardly had to water anything. We do have sandy soil here tho so when we do have a drier summer we are watering like crazy. I agree hoses are a pain in the kazutesky!

 

[sissy]

well I will find out this summer if the hydrants make it easier to water and work on my plants .I got the drip irrigation things for 3 of my gardens and a plastic line to run them from garden to garden and I will dig trenches to bury the hose next .But rest awhile before I start that project .I figure once i get everything hooked up all I will have to do is go around and turn each hydrant on for awhile at low pressure when I need water for the plants.Better than sprinklers none of the water will have a chance to evaporate in the air .

 

[j.w]

You done good sissy and it will surely be worth all the effort you have put into it. Just think no wild hoses w/ a mind of their own to deal with.

 

[j.w]

Just a bunch of humorous redneck vocabulary someone sent me..................kinda got a kick out of it and hope none of you rednecks out there take offense

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh
bard a few munts ago."

ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things
gonna catch far."

BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is
gonna far you!"

TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup
truck."

TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in
Paris sometime."

HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.
HOD - adverb. Not easy.
Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."

LOT - adjective. Luminescent.
Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."

FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the
University of Alabama?"

HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

SEED - verb, past tense.
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"

GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!

 

[koiguy1969]

HEY j.w.....'Fishin may take offence to this..................lol
pretty funny stuff!

 

[addy1]

lol jw, love it.

 

[HARO]

j.w.; I didn't see Kazutesky in your list!!!
John

 

[CountryEscape]

Haha, don't you love JW's words she comes up with? We're going to have to start calling them "JWisms".

 

[HARO]

I just Googled it, and for once NO RESULTS WERE FOUND!!! j.w. has stymied Google!
John

 

[j.w]

In my world it means rear end

 

[sissy]

recent updates seem to have 2 posts that seem to be advertising stuff in another language 2 different posters and could they bhave viruses to infect people on here puter 's