The Good Banter Thread

[koiguy1969]

Most of us know of the comparable relationship between Lincoln and Kennedy; but have you ever considered the comparisons between President Obama and Lincoln? You might be quite surprised…
Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration Obama used the very same Bible Lincoln used, for his inauguration.
2. Lincoln came from Illinois . Obama comes from Illinois .
3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
6. Lincoln was highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others. Obama is highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others.
7. Abraham Lincoln was a tall, skinny lawyer. Barack Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
8. Lincoln held to basic Conservative and Christian views. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
9. Lincoln volunteered in the Illinois militia; once as a captain, twice as a private. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
10. Lincoln firmly believed in able persons carrying their own weight. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
11. Lincoln ‘s administration had to borrow a lot of money to abolish slavery and save our nation, via the Civil War. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
12. Lincoln was undeniably, and without any doubt, born in the United States. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
13. Lincoln was honest – so honest that he was called ‘Honest Abe’. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer
14. Lincoln preserved the United States as a strong nation, respected by the world. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
15. Lincoln showed his obvious respect for the flag, U. S. Constitution, and themilitary. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

Amazing, isn’t it?

Read more at http://joeforamerica.com/2014/07/parallels-obama-lincoln-uncanny/

 

[HARO]

!
John

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[koiguy1969]

its international talk like a pirate day ya know, so "AARG YEE MATIES"

 

[j.w]

Shiver me timbers all ye landlubbers and scallywags! Ye been swabbing yer pond holes cuz ye all smell like ye been swimming in the bilge. Don't ye fergit to feed yer fish ya mangy cockroaches or ye be walkin' the plank, ye pustulant, pox-ridden flounders!"

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[j.w]

HaH and bet they can't even talk like a pirate, the scoundrels they be

 

[callingcolleen1]

what about Hubby Abuse!! Hubby says I never feed him and complains the Menonites at work all get supper the minute they walk in the door! Ha ha ha!

 

[addy1]

what about Hubby Abuse!! Hubby says I never feed him and complains the Menonites at work all get supper the minute they walk in the door! Ha ha ha!

Hubby says I made him fold laundry........................once.................in 5 years of marriage..............lol What abuse is that! I guess I should be locked up

 

[j.w]

Am I bad............my hubby does most of the cooking here.........he likes it and he's a good cook, what can I say. He does his own laundry too. He'll even help clean the house.............sometimes. Course he makes a lot of messes but I will deal w/it. I'm keeping him

 

[addy1]

lol He just retired so his umm work load at the house is being adjusted . He cooks quite often, no laundry, off and on dishes.
He does help clean now and then. I keeping him!

 

[Big Lou]

We just had a unexpected supper with a very nice family friend. Bright spot of our day.

 

[Big Lou]

May your Sunday be filled with peace and tranquility.

 

[Mike in Vermont]

+1

 

[callingcolleen1]

I had supper ready for hubby the minute he walked in the front door yesterday, nice pot of chilli with fresh garden tomatoes, hubby said "it must be pay day weekend" cause that is why I am being so nice! he he he .... the "money fairy" is coming today!