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My honey promised to go to the doc before 60, did not go for 25 years before that. I made the appointment for him which led to his life saving surgery. Next push is to have his lil colon checked out, now that he survived the first round of seeing docs.
 

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Colleen I am going to give you some lip now cuz you deserve it! For your own good as they say. You know how you are always worried about what is going on in the big bad world? Well you should be getting your checkups or you will be worried about what is going on inside your big bad body. If caught early some things can be fixed. If you get some polyps inside you they can turn to cancer but if you find them soon you can have them taken out and not get cancer or prevent it from spreading. I only have to go in every 10 yrs for one of those colon deals as they never have found anything. Get your butt in there and just do it!
 

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I have had a colonoscopy...no big deal! the barium enima wasn't fun, but the rest isn't any big deal... anyways..to get away from the buttcam talk.....
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Enema? They don't make us do that crap here! We just have to take a large quantity of liquid yuck and then sit all night on the toilet and drink some more in the morning for good measure :confused:
Oh and we starve to death in the meantime.
This is all totally humiliating but after it's all over we all get to talk about how well it went. I hate it when the farting starts and they hear you and say good job.................oh that is just the end :stop:
 
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You guys are all very funny! Yes, they told me ahead of time that they will be BEGGING me to fart! Yikes! It's humiliating the whole way around, but it's necessary evil. I dread drinking all the stuff, but at least it's mixed in 64 oz of Gatorade, and they SAY it doesn't taste as bad now as 15 or so years ago.
Colleen, when I had the lump in my breast (ex hubby found it, convinced me to get it checked out) the mammogram showed nothing. My nurse practitioner said she didn't like it, so ordered a needle biopsy. That probably saved me from what could have been cancer throughout my body. I'm very grateful for having the surgeons and nurses that did the chemo and radiation. No, it was not fun, but it was not bad at all! I never got sick, and I'm not afraid of having surgery.
In the end ... no pun intended ... we all need to have regular check ups at the doctor. Yes, they may find something, but hey, that's what we are paying them for ... to find it before it gets so bad it's a death sentence!
Yep, tomorrow, I get clear liquids all day, nothing else. Tomorrow evening, stool softeners, then 64 oz gatorade with Miralax, and then sit on the stool for the following 4 hours or so. And, then they say to drink more liquids. Ugh ... enough already. Early Thurs. a.m., boyfriend will go with me to surgery center. I should be out of there and home before noon easily. He wants to take me out for lunch. I told him have to see how I feel. May just want to have something light. But, knowing I'll be feeling fine, and since I took the day off, having the horse shoer over at 2:30 to trim/shoe my horses, get them ready for big camping weekend in 2 weeks!
Life is not about what we hide, it about what we find, and how we deal with it. Don't be afraid of what you find, be afraid of what you hide. :)
 

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Ykes, sounds so invasive! I think I will eat lots of veggies and worry about that later! I feel really healthy and hate to be poked. Yesterday I moved and unloaded a large amound of frozen boxes, five big pellets! The shoulder somehow feels better and no pain! I think that tub of creamy double churned ice cream fixed it! Food fixes everything! Is it possible that ice cream is a superfood?? This ice cream is very high fat and very low sugar, lower sugar than zero fat milk! Did you know when you drink low fat milk you just get lots more sugar??? Yes you do! Skim milk has 13 grams of sugar, 18% table cream has only 1 gram of sugar, and pure whipping cream NO Sugar! Eat Fat, Fill Happy!!!
 
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Go to the doctor, Colleen.
I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised.

If you go for a colonoscopy, look into a virtual one where they use an MRI unit. Your hospital in Medicine Hat has one.
I found the most uncomfortable part was the purging.
 

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I am too young, am not yet 50 and I feel great! Besides my other "newly converted vegan" sister, has had lots cause she is very very sick and cannot eat hardly anything. Even though she has had lots of them, they still do not know what is wrong. I have two extreme sisters, the one is supposed to have a baby by now, and the other is very ill with some eating and pooping problem. The sick sister drank heavy for years and used lots of anti depressents for 30 years. The sick sister always ate very very low fat and if you ask me, that is why she was depressed, and the drinking made it worse, and the drugs killed her gut....
 

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Never too young for cancer. I was diagnosed with breast cancer at 37. Of course with my family history, if you've got boobs, you've got cancer but still. Had I waited it would have been much more invasive and tough to beat. Prevention and check-ups are the best cure for illness and disease.
 

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