The Good Banter Thread

[Big Lou]

no sir, not pro. why do you ask?

From your photo you look quite impressive, healthy and athletic. Naturally, I meant it as a compliment.

Best regards.

 

[koiguy1969]

From your photo you look quite impressive, healthy and athletic. Naturally, I meant it as a compliment.

Best regards.

i took no offence Lou... but, yes, i am a big boy. 7' tall and 315lbs.

 

[koiguy1969]

REALLY?

 

[Big Lou]

What is the name of the trash grass?

 

[koiguy1969]

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[koiguy1969]

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the 2014 Silverado 1500 pickups. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.

The salesman seemed like a nice guy, (a black man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) he sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat....

Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership. son of a bitch had no sense of humor

 

[CountryEscape]

OMG, loved your last post, KoiGuy! I'm copying/pasting that to my FB page. :biggrin: :banana: :biggrin:

 

[Fishylove]

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the 2014 Silverado 1500 pickups. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
The salesman seemed like a nice guy, (a black man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) he sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat....Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership. son of a bitch had no sense of humor

Ha! Hahahahahahahaha!!

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[callingcolleen1]

Sissy, my hubby would never allow me to feed the precious puppy childen made in China treats either. I give them stuff that says made in Canada or USA. I do buy them the fresh pigs ears from the farmers market when available too. Those pigs ears are so fresh I keep them in the freezer and they don't smell bad like the pigs ears from China. My puppies also get fresh frozen raw soup bones with marrow from a local organic farmer I know.

I would not worry too much about Pee Wee's weight, my first dog (Lady) I had was a short fat black mixed breed puppy that often got miss taken for a "pot belly pig" in the dark, (not a lie) and that fat puppy lived to well over 17 years! She also could run quite fast too even though she was so darn fat!

 

[koiguy1969]

SO TRUE....

 

[koiguy1969]

WARNING! this Russian commercial shows how some may get a bit too graphic!

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[koiguy1969]

THIS WOULD BE THE FIRST TRUTHFULL PRESS CONFERENCE
EVER BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION, HAD IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!

 

[sissy]

well they came today to bury the fiber optic cables and I managed to catch 1 of the new babies today