The Good Banter Thread

[koiguy1969]

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[addy1]

I assume anybody with dogs has heard about the jerky treats from China, making dogs sick and sometimes killing them. Throw them out, don't take a chance. My pup gets nothing made in china.

 

[koiguy1969]

thanks Mmanthis... quite fitting! "OBUMMERCARE"

 

[sissy]

yep never buy ant thing like that from china .I get most of my stuff at leggett stores here because they sell local made treats and all natural treats made in the U.S .It might cost more but they are my children and I try to watch what they eat .I think I watch there food more than my food .Pee Wee is not a happy camper as the vet put my little pork chop on a diet .I know why now ,hubby loosing weight and dogs gaining HMMM .That's why they sit by him when he is eating .Well since out of hospital hubby has gained some of his weight back .130 when he went it and now 140 lbs

 

[sissy]

sad to say but America should have never started welfare it was supposed to be a hand up not a hand out and now it is given to people who can't even pass a drug test .But they have the newest and most expensive phone and expensive clothes and shoes and a nicer car than I have and the list can go on .

 

[HARO]

Four men were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first, an engineer,said his dog could do math with calculations. His dog was named T-Square, and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog, Slide Rule, was better. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into piles of three, which the dog did with no problem.The chemist said that was good, but his dog was better. His dog, Measure, was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten-ounce glass. The dog did it with no problem. The three men agreed that their dogs were equally smart.
They all turned to the Union man and asked, "What can your dog do?" The Union man called his dog, whose name was Coffee Break, and said "Show these fellas what you can do!" Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing it, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workman's Compensation, and left for home on sick leave.

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[koiguy1969]

was this the same woman who wanted the deer crossing sign moved to a safer area?

o.k... had to find it AND REPOST IT...

 

[koiguy1969]

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[koiguy1969]

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[koiguy1969]

PRETTY FUNNY...

 

[Big Lou]

Mark, are you an ex-pro athlete?

 

[koiguy1969]

Mark, are you an ex-pro athlete?

no sir, not pro. why do you ask?

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