Wow MC beautiful deck! Everything's Lookin good 
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LOL! You know what? Steven Colbert might a goofball, but I have to say he is hilarious!
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Found out when we had the big snow a few years back to shovel the deck often. Hubby had to put up a ladder to shovel it off before the snow did damage. Great price on your windows and doors Sissy. Dad helped us do so many things around here and when this is all finished, we will through a thanks Dad party. I think he would approve of the work but probably say we could have done it ourselves!
Great all the around Mrsclem! Excellent deals you made Sissy. Our daughter and her husband are putting retail Pella replacement windows and doors in their home. $$$$$
Watched an excellent PBS BBC show called "Fake or Fortune". It is all about authenticating art. ( snooty British expression )
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They had windows cheap and I thought about it but did not want to replace windows also .I had anderson in my house in NJ .I just happened to see the ad for the sale .I priced them after i got home and was amazed at the cost retail .
Yes indeed!
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I thought 495 was cheap but then decided to see if we could deal since we bought so many things .The truck was full and the doors were all strapped down on the trailer ,we went prepared .I think we were all happy when we left .
koiguy1969
GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!
A woman (Orange County Ca. )brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listene...d to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$550.00!" she cried, "$550.00 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $5.00, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $550.00
HTH
Howard
I head that one some time back and it is still good. Thanks.
koiguy1969
GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!
this posting is rated "R" due to adult language...
koiguy1969
GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!
Wonderful day with our son. He worked long and hard. Got lot's done and took him to his favorite fast food place Chick-Fil-A. I know I'm tired so can just imagine how worn out he is after going at it since the wee morning hours.
koiguy1969
GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!
ya like it?
Nah... I like ours betterkoiguy1969 said:
