The Good Banter Thread

[koiguy1969]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doi...ng?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

NOW THATS FUNNY! AND OFTEN TRUE!!

 

[koiguy1969]

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[addy1]

Well it is the 21st and the world is still here!

 

[Big Lou]

Out of pain med so my shoulder implant is mega aching. :-/

 

[addy1]

Wow big Lou love the Santa, here is my list.................... new mercedes convertible, 40 foot ocean going boat, will add on as it comes to me!

 

[sissy]

geeze addy

 

[callingcolleen1]

Santa Dearest, I don't don't need much, just six numbers for tonight's draw please....

 

[callingcolleen1]

And a second wife/nurse to take care of my husband and clean the house too! Ha ha ha

 

[Big Lou]

Ho! Ho! Ho! Hopefully Santa can make you all very happy.

 

[Big Lou]

Santa Dearest, I don't don't need much, just six numbers for tonight's draw please....

4 2 3 8 1 7

 

[callingcolleen1]

Going to try those numbers and see if I get lucky! Thanks Santa!

 

[Big Lou]

Some fresh boudin and cracklings would be nice!

 

[sissy]

good gosh now in PA and 4 people dead as driver of car shoots out the window at them and 3 cops injured what is our world coming too .

 

[sissy]

well doctor told me to cut back on this but how can I .and then a little cheese yummmmmy .spinach ,tomato ,broccoli ,cauliflower and a little cheese

 

[j.w]

I think I'm pretty safe on getting what I ask for for Christmas, I don't really want it but I like getting what I ask for so I'll ask for "RAIN"..................yuck but I bet I get it.....................how much ya wanna bet? See I might get some money outta this one too