The Good Banter Thread

[CountryEscape]

A few posts up from here, Sissy, it was brought up and the website shown again for anyone who had not yet checked their computer. Thanks for bringing it up, though!

 

[j.w]

Yep mines okee dokee!

 

[sissy]

and make that pee brains a pea is to good for them

 

[callingcolleen1]

Do I have to worry? All I have is this ACER tablet? Will it get my tablet or not cause it's wireless??

 

[j.w]

It can get any computer that is on any kind of internet, wireless or not so check it out on the web-site Colleen. They have a fix for it if it shows you have it. Just follow the steps and see what it says.

 

[callingcolleen1]

Thanks guys!!! I clicked the language and it appears all good!

 

[taherrmann4]

Here is the web site again

http://dcwg.org/

Click on the detect then scroll down on the page and select the language to find out if you are infected!!!

 

[sissy]

NBC nightly news is going to show all the info on this virus coming up monday and what to do

 

[sissy]

wow showing that the other coast is going to get our heat so jw may be cooking soon

 

[j.w]

I'm cooking right now at about 80* or so! Every time I move I sweat buckets. We just got out of the ice age here and now we've been thrown in to the frying pan.................where is the happy medium?

 

[sissy]

there is none jw there is none .

 

[CountryEscape]

Nope, no happy medium, JW. We went from winter into 80 degrees in March, then down to 60's in Apri, back up to 90's in May, and 100's in June. Somewhere along the way we were robbed with spring temps! Hope you get to keep your 80's. Perfect weather to me is 80 during the day and 55 at night .... not had very many of those days, but I'm happy with the cooler temps this evening, and predicted for this coming week. I saw 80's for highs again! Woohoo!! Guess we ARE paying for the warm temps in March.

 

[crsublette]

Ok. You know you are tired in the mornings when you ... Think your coffee is the syrup for your pancakes. Heh, after my pancake was quite soaky, only then I realized my mistake. :razz:

 

[sissy]

buck up and eat your soggy pancakes :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

 

[j.w]

Ha Ha this gives me a great idea................when I get older and feeble and need assistance from a nursing home before I get too bad of course I will go out and rob a bank and then I will have all these lovely conveniences at my fingertips,lol!​

Put all the old people in jail!​

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!!....​

Here's the way it should be:

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:

Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
Treatment, wheel chairs, etc.

They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly... If they​

fell or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.

All meals and snacks would be brought to them.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and​

education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.

Simple clothing - i.e.. Shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.
There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.

Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.

They would receive daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight​

for their rights and protection.

The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to​

protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.​

As for the criminals:

They would receive cold food.

They would be left alone and unsupervised.

They would receive showers once a week.

They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.

They would have no hope of ever getting out.

"Sounds like justice to me!"
​

In addition, it is a great gated community.