9pm is the new midnight
WHY? Had to ask.............maybe I have a bit of oppositional disorder2:30 am last night been up since 6:00 i'll pay for it two days from now. don't ask me why its two days it just is
2:30 am last night been up since 6:00 i'll pay for it two days from now. don't ask me why its two days it just is
And you ladies say we are the stunads. I LOVE IT.I would love to say that I have more sense than to stay up until 2:30 when I know that I'll be getting up at 6:00. But alas, such is not the case. Last night I sat up and read in the living room until after 1:00 am. I thought about going around to lock the gates and heading to bed. But then I thought, well let's just sit here in the dark and see if we can catch a glimpse of that porcupine coming to the stream to drink.
And so I sat still in my reading chair, looking out the patio doors. And sat. And sat...
And then my eye caught a glimmer of movement by the head of the stream. Sure enough, something was up there, and it was too big to be a cat! So I stood up to get a better look.
Now, you'd think that after some 20 years in a police sniper unit, I would be aware by now of what I was wearing when I was trying to be inconspicuous in a dark room. But it seems that a life of sloth and decadence have dulled the old sniper wits...I was wearing a white t-shirt that I sleep in. So of course, as soon as I stood up, whatever was at the stream departed at speed over the garden wall and off into the great beyond.
But now I was invested... I changed clothes into something more sensible and sat down again, hoping it would come back. And sat. And sat... No luck. Finally looked at the clock and found it was just past 2:00. Time to admit...well, no, not defeat of course. But at least a temporary ceasefire. So I went around and started locking up.
But then I thought, why not just go out and sit on the patio by the pond for a few minutes before locking the back gate. May as well say goodnight to the fish.
As I was just about to set foot on my fish feeding rock, I glanced down. And saw about 50 cm worth of viper there by my feet. Another 40 cm or so (judging by the body thickness) was busy nosing about in the shrubbery by the path. One more step and I would have stepped on it.
I beat a hasty retreat, and then tossed a pebble at the snake to get it moving away from the patio. It went off at a leisurely pace. I think it might have been feeding on something there, which would explain why it was lying so still. I'm really hoping that whatever it got was the same animal that keeps digging holes in my garden (assuming it's not the porcupine doing that).
Anyway, after locking up, for some inexplicable reason, I decided that a glass of arak might go down really well.
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