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koiguy1969

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I see that it is REALLY cold tonight where CE is! If she hangs her clothes out tonight, she will have to stand them up in corner to defrost! Ha ha ha! I remember my mom hanging clothes out to dry in middle of winter and having to do that many times, but oh my I still can remember just how fresh they would smell!
 

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lol :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:What more can you say .Though his neighbors could be sneaky and burn his house down .All it takes is one well aimed firework.I used to hang the clothes out in the winter for my mom as a kid .She had a bad heart and breathing problems and no dryer .I bought her a dryer after I moved out .I did not want her trying to hang clothes out .She was shocked when it was delivered and installed .She asked why ,do you need a why .
 

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Daughter's Vibrator

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.
When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
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What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.
When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.

"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.
In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."
 

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