The Good Banter Thread

[addy1]

Yeh I had dark reddish brown hair that is thick and man had a funny look to part of my head for months until it grew out

lol can just image!

 

[sissy]

Hats became my best friend

 

[koiguy1969]

one woman's story....
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of character...istically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

 

[sissy]

and dead man not walking after that comment

 

[Mike in Vermont]

 

[addy1]

Laughing!

and dead man not walking after that comment

No kidding............

 

[koiguy1969]

Gosh..you ladies are just too intimidating. I'm scared!...lol

 

[sissy]

sure you are and we believe that too .I don't know what it is but did laundry and hung it out to dry and it seems to smell fresher than normal ,is it the snow .

 

[j.w]

I've never hung anything out to dry in the snow. I figure it would get wet

 

[sissy]

As long as it is warm and sun is shining on it it dries fast .Hung it out at 2:30 and by 4 pm it was dry and the smell just came in the house with the clothes .Well actually 4 was when I remembered the clothes

 

[j.w]

I remember hanging clothes out on a line many years ago, then I got lazy, boy did I get lazy
All my energy now is spent on more worthwhile projects like pond, garden and the great outdoors

 

[addy1]

I do a mass laundry day, wait long enough pick yucky weather then do load after load............

 

[j.w]

I do that too, let it build up a ton and then wash on rainy days. Was told by septic tank pump guy not to do washes back to back tho. He said it was bad for the septic tank or drain field. I still sometimes will do 2 one after the other but no more than that just to be safe.

 

[addy1]

told by septic tank pump guy not to do washes back to back tho.

Never heard that, but my washer is one of those HE ones, front load, uses very little water. It has not bothered the field or tank so far.

 

[sissy]

Well 32 degrees and light snow flurries .Just brought in clothes that are dry and now doing a couple of small rugs .I will put them on the front porch to dry .I knew it there was rain back then and snow flurries now