The Good Banter Thread

[HARO]

I can just picture j.w. giving mouth-to-mouth to an alligator!!!!!!! :yikesu: John

 

[sissy]

you can have a 2 headed alligator in your pond ,sure will make people look twice

 

[koiguy1969]

if it were me..i 'd like one croc head...i would hook up an aerator pump & line to a motion sensor..when the motion detector was activated, the pump would turn on, and fill the head with air, raising it to the surface, maybe a little weight(s) in the bottom of the head to counter weight and slow the rate of ascention. drill a couple holes in the bottom for the water to exit the head as its displaced by the air turn it upside down to release the air and let it settle to the bottom... you might scare the crap out of some drunken freinds!!!

 

[j.w]

T-mann if I can't get either one of the heads hole free I might just try the foam stuff but koiguy I am not that ambitious as you are I'm afraid. It would be quite a hoot tho to see the look on my neighbor ladies face after she's had a nip or two and stands next to my pond when that thing raised itself up from the briny depths,lol!

 

[j.w]

Ha Ha sissy a 2 headed one would be cool or might just put one head somewhere in the pond by itself in the plants.

John whatever they put inside that thing when mixed w/ water was horrible tasting. Tasted like some strong chemical! Not good to be leaking out into the pond I'm thinking so need to make sure all holes are plugged. I was rinsing my mouth out like crazy after every bit of it. Sat on the couch afterwards waiting to start hallucinating...........darn tho never happened,lol!

 

[sissy]

alligator high is not the same huh LOL

 

[sissy]

hey jw may want to check out lowes if you have one ,went to NC and got back a little bit ago and they had the indoor palms 6 feet tall for 5 dollars and cold hardy palms 4 feet tall for 10 dollars

 

[j.w]

I will have to check that out sissy........maybe give them a call before I drive all the way down there tho and thanks for the tip!

 

[sissy]

know what you mean the lowes in Virginia never has great prices like that and I got 6 pack of pansies for 25 cents

 

[sissy]

Oh also check out florida hill nurseries online they have great prices and even have some air plants that I have not been able to find any where .I have been looking for some time and could not find them anywhere around here.They also have the mini elephant ears and at around 5.99 IT'S GREAT

 

[taherrmann4]

Ha Ha sissy a 2 headed one would be cool or might just put one head somewhere in the pond by itself in the plants.

John whatever they put inside that thing when mixed w/ water was horrible tasting. Tasted like some strong chemical! Not good to be leaking out into the pond I'm thinking so need to make sure all holes are plugged. I was rinsing my mouth out like crazy after every bit of it. Sat on the couch afterwards waiting to start hallucinating...........darn tho never happened,lol!

It was probably the lead paint China used!

 

[sissy]

Oh that makes her feel real good tmann she may have killed brain cells LOL I'm lucky none left to kill HAHA

 

[taherrmann4]

I think it takes a day or two for you to start hallucinating, she will probably start hallucinating about the time she is mid flight on her way to Hawaii. :razz:

 

[sissy]

ok guess I have to watch the news if I see a report about a plane having to turn around because of a crazy lady onboard I guess I will know who it is .I could say I knew her before she sucked on an alligator head LOL

 

[j.w]

You guys are just a bowl of laughs!