The Good Banter Thread

[talal101]

That's actually a really good idea lool.

 

[mrsclem]

I may have to try that too! Should make the neighbor conversations a lot more interesting!

 

[sissy]

Well trying to decide between a trane or carrier heat pump .Looking at the infinity series heat pump greenspeed and the trane inside unit being hyperion xl and interior beingxl20i .greenspeed has 20.5 seer /13hspf ,but is kinda noisy 67 decibels .and trane is quieter but says it is 69 decibels .Boy is this confusing .Trane comes with a 2 labor warranty from the company and the carrier 1 year but you can pay a yearly service contract

 

[CountryEscape]

KoiGuy, is that a pool table aquarium up there? I tried to click on it to make it larger, but it wouldn't let me. I can't imagine fish would be happy with pool balls banging into each other above them. Looks pretty, but not very practical, right?!

 

[mrsclem]

I'm thinking pool table built by the guys on Tanked? I've seen them make a skateboard ramp tank. They use super thick acrylic. Neat idea!

 

[koiguy1969]

GOOD NEWS FOLKS
APPLE NOW SUPPORTS WINDOWS

 

[mrsclem]

Thanks for our morning laugh. Hubby loves your posts!

 

[HARO]

I'm having a truly shitty day! As i was making coffee this morning, I saw a red squirrel run along the railing of the deck at the back of the house, with a mouthfull of something, and duck behind the barbaque. Going to investigate, I opened the sliding door and stepped outside. SOMETHING felt soft under my heel. Looked down, only to discover that I had stepped in a pile of... wait for it... RACCOON SHIT! And not only that, there were three piles of it, all fresh! Got that cleaned up with my dear wife's help, and went to check the barbeque. The little red bugger had filled the entire thing with one humungous nest, grass around the outside, with a nice soft center of shredded cedar bark and bits of cotton and paper towels. Got THAT cleaned up, and decided I'd better check for any animal damage on the rest of the deck. (It's 32' x 15', 10' off the ground, with a 10' x 12' screen room in the middle, and a sliding door at each end.) In front ot the second door, I found.... drum roll, please.... EIGHT OR NINE MORE PILES OF COON CRAP!!!! ,etc. Like I said, a TRULY shitty day! And it's only 10:00 am! The live traps will be out before it gets dark!
John
(And then I had to type this THREE TIMES, because the computer gremlins kept eating it!

 

[sissy]

geeze you need to find money the way you find shit .

 

[j.w]

Poor John..............they are all out to get you! Were they all wearing little shirts that say Washington on them cuz if they were.................I did not send them

 

[callingcolleen1]

and wash that deck and your hands good, raccoon crap supposed to be bad for health I heard.

 

[HARO]

Oh, believe me, water, soap, Lysol, the whole works! I'm going to retrieve my power washer from my daughter's place shortly, and the entire deck is getting a cleaning. No, j.w., their T-shirts said "GPF" on them. You think Addy is trying to send me a message? Wouldn't a PM be easier?? Every time I tried to put a smily (or maybe I should call it a shitty?) on my post, the rest of the post would disappear!
John

 

[j.w]

Weird..................I think the smiley's have really been messing w/ us here lately

 

[sissy]

with your luck haro please do not look up because the birds may be next .Sky bombs

 

[HARO]

Don't worry Sissy, I now look DOWN wherever I go to avoid stepping in !
John