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I heard that on the news tonight Lou and so sorry for all there. This has happened before there too. Just awful and for what reason?
 

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~ A Store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read
"Puppies for Sale".
The signs have a way of attracting children. Soon a little boy appeared at the ...sign and asked,
"How much are you gonna sell those puppies for?".
The store owner replied, "Anywhere from $30-$50."
The little boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some change.
"I have $2.37, can I look at them?"
The store owner smiled and whistled. Out of the kennel came his dog named Lady, running down the aisle of his store followed by five little puppies.
One puppy was lagging considerably behind. Immediately the little boy singled out the lagging, limping puppy.
He asked "What's wrong with that little dog?"
The man explained that when the puppy was born the vet said that this puppy had a bad hip socket and would limp for the rest of his life. The little boy got really excited and said
"That's the puppy I want tobuy!"
The man replied "No, you don't want to buy that little dog.
If you really want him, I'll give him to you." The little boy got upset. He looked straight into the man's eyes and said
"I don't want you to give him to me. He is worth every bit as much as the other dogs and I'll pay the full price. In fact I will give you $2.37 now and 50 cents every month until I have him paid for."
The man countered, "You really don't want to buy this puppy son. He is never gonna be able to run, jump and play like other puppies."
The little boy reached down and rolled up his pant leg to reveal a badly twisted, crippled left leg supported by a big metal brace. He looked up at the man and said, "Well, I don't run so well myself and the little puppy will need someone who understands."
The man was now biting his bottom lip. Tears welled up in his eyes....He smiled and said, "Son, I hope and pray that each and every one of these puppies will have an owner such as you."
~ IN LIFE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE, BUT WHETHER
SOMEONE APPRECIATES YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE, ACCEPTS
YOU AND LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. A REAL FRIEND
IS ONE WHO WALKS IN WHEN THE REST OF THE WORLD
WALKS AWAY.
* God bless and keep sharing the Good News !!!
 

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I heard that on the news tonight Lou and so sorry for all there. This has happened before there too. Just awful and for what reason?

The first incident was a massacre by a muslim US Army Major. This shooting was committed by a young US Army soldier. I, personally, do not, nor want to know why. It is all to much to bare. I may stop watching the news.
 

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Craig's List: Free to good home.
My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She li...kes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!
 

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bread holders I have access to about 300 of them in small size and big size smaller ones went in my filters .Where I got my truck fixed bread man dropped them off 2 years ago and has never came back for them .Moved the last of the timbers for my baskets to the basement to dry slow so they do not warp
 

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