The Good Banter Thread

[j.w]

Gotta change your name to Charlie Brown cuz your a clown.............

 

[sissy]

oh now that will be a sight might get you a rubber room of your own .All nice and private just for you

 

[j.w]

How did he do it?

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[CountryEscape]

That guy on Wheel of Fortune got it on the first guess, and they didn't even light it up right away, they were so shocked!
Haro, I noticed on the first couple of posts where your nun wouldn't dance, if you clicked on the pic, she did! But, of course, you wanted her to dance on the post itself. I have been saving some of these, and when I do that, they always go to the same folder, which is nice, that I don't have to search out that folder. Wonder if they will work, and be animated here. So, going to try the swimming koi, and jumping frog:

Woohoo, looks like I'm a pro now. Just going to start saving ones that I like that others post, or maybe go to that site and check them out. Actually, I quite like it when JW comes up with new ones all the time. She's the master animation posting lady here.

(Funny, I chose thumbnail for the party banana, then deleted and chose full image ... same size. Must have saved it small.)

 

[koiguy1969]

crocadile sand art!!!

 

[koiguy1969]

what ya think ladies?

 

[morewater]

Nuns usually travel in pairs.....one nun makes sure the other nun don't get none.

 

[j.w]

You know whenever anyone posts a new smiley animation all you have to do to get it is to right click on it and choose save image as and put it on your desktop and it's yours. Like this one, I just got from addy's post up above. Then you can go to your desktop and drag the image here and it will appear down below and then you can just click Full image and it will be added to your post or you can save it on your computer wherever you like or in photobucket for free.

 

[HARO]

Don't think I'm ready for photobucket yet. One thing at a time. My head's starting to reel.... feel faint... better take a nap!
John

 

[koiguy1969]

"Sunday Morning Sex"
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old gra...ndmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

 

[HARO]

When guests came for dinner, dad asked his little boy to say the prayer. The lad said he didn't know how, but dad insisted, telling him to just pray for his family members, neighbours, the poor, etc.
The boy began; "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on the bed. This Christmas, please send clothes to all the poor naked ladies on dad's Blackberry, and provide shelter for all the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy's at work. AMEN!"
Dinner was cancelled!!!

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[mogsie]

hey JW are you in the same arlington near the mudslide thats happened, just been watching about it on sky news, very sad, and the reporter was talking to people in arlington, and i was sure i knew somebody who lived in arlington.