The Good Banter Thread

[addy1]

crazy cat jw, bet it was surprised.

 

[j.w]

Yep, wish I was in there when it happened
Don't think she will try again but I have a thick glass top on there now.

 

[koiguy1969]

24 Photos You Need To Really Look at

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1. (This is not a dog politely riding the train to work.)

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2. (This is not a tiny man riding on a woman’s back.)

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3. (This is not a woman grabbing at her own crotch.)

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4. (This man does not have an erection, and his penis (probably) doesn’t look like a small arm.)

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5. (This girl doesn’t have insanely hairy arms.)

thhe rest in next post.
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6. (The bridesmaids are not all little people.)

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7. (This boy’s left hand is not actually massive.)

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8. (This is not a young woman carrying a young man.)

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9. (This is not a tiny baby with fully grown legs.)

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10. (The hockey player in blue did not punch the head off the hockey player in red.)

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11. (The woman in lace actually has a head.)

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12. (This is not a boy with the face of a man.)

 

[koiguy1969]

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13. (That’s not a boob.)

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14. (This is not a man with a really tiny head.)

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15. (This woman actually does have a neck.)

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16. (This is not a giant boy being kissed on the cheek.)

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17. (This news anchor is not threatening his guest with an AK-47.)

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18. (She doesn’t actually speed up when you look away from her, or slow down when you look at her.)

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19. (This woman is not levitating on a floating platform.)

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20. (This man doesn’t actually have smooth, girlish legs.)

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21. (This isn’t a giant drop-kicking a normal sized man.)

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22. (Despite what Facebook thinks, those are not the woman’s breasts.)

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23. (This is not a pair of well-dressed conjoined twins.)

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24. (This woman is not snorting her friend’s

 

[CountryEscape]

Congrats Mogsie!!!! I'm be rooting you on in your big endeavor! I know it's a huge thing for a smoker to quit, but I know you can do you. Woohoo!!!! Both of my parents smoked for 30+ years, and both quit. Not one of us 6 kids ever smoked. I think that's very unusual! None of us 6 kids still ever smoked. Society is making it much harder to smoke in public. It's even nice to be able to go to the bar/pub and now come home reeking of smoke.
Beautiful pics of the Man O Wars, Addy. They are beautiful, even though they are very dangerous. Glad you have figured out your little Missy's irritation and reaction was likely from them. She will be safe to go to the beach again, once the MOW's are gone.

 

[koiguy1969]

cool mogsie...i quit in october...after 40 years smoking.
first few days were easy..got abit harder for a few days...got easier after that.

 

[CountryEscape]

Wow, two quitters on this forum! WTG, KoiGuy, too!

 

[addy1]

Yeah koiguy! way to go........... Keep it up mogsie! you can do it

No kidding CE, they say this will keep being bad for the rest of the month, even after they disappear we will need to wait until the dead ones are inactive.

 

[koiguy1969]

TIME YOURSELF...LIKE IF YOUR SUCCESSFUL.

 

[Catfishnut]

8!!! found it just below below the asterisk on my keyboard and also Oh! I wasn't supposed to tell!

 

[addy1]

Neat found it too, around 15 seconds or so

 

[Catfishnut]

If you experience a fall, I will take over. But, all life will stall, or at least grow slower.

What am I?

 

[Catfishnut]

Four men were out fishing in a boat. A wind blew up a great swell and the boat capsized, but not a single man got wet.

Why so?

 

[Catfishnut]

You are out camping and you get separated from the rest of your party. It is freezing cold but you find a cabin and there is some firewood, some coal and some kerosene inside. However, you have only one match. Which do you light first?

Gordy

 

[koiguy1969]

WINTER
THEY WERE ALL MARRIED
THE MATCH OF COURSE!