The Good Banter Thread

[Big Lou]

At 11 A.M & P.M. on 11/11 something amazing is going to happen.

 

[Big Lou]

Sorry folks. Ignore my 11/11 something amazing .... Post.

 

[callingcolleen1]

I just love Glen Beck! wish he was still on Fox TV!

 

[Big Lou]

Oh happy day! The new prefinished ColorPlus James Harvey siding has been delivered and safely stored in the garage. Finally, rain is on its way this afternoon and most of tomorrow so work is scheduled to begin on sunny Monday.

 

[callingcolleen1]

Oh this is my first day off in 9 days!! Was I tried, went to sleep early around 830 pm, I driffed off to sleep on the couch. Woke up a couple hours later and dragged myself to bed. Then I woke up again around 4 am hungry, so I fed my self some fish and fries, in the oven quick, ate, and fell back into a very deep sleep...

There I was, at this sub place, hungry again and waiting for a sub to be made. There was nobody in the sub place so late at night. It was kinda scary being there in the dark wee hours of the morning... I heard that there was somebody stalking people there late at night eating their subs. I kept my eyes open on the back of my head, just in case....

Then next thing I know, there is a line up of people at the till waiting for subs to be made! Where did they all come from, all of a sudden?? Man was I pissed, there were people getting subs made before me, I was there first!!

Then I spotted some lady in the lineup, I was sure I was there before her! What did she do, butt in front of me while I was waiting for my sub?? Where did all the people suddenly come from anyway??? I was mad, so I said, "excuse me but I was their first!" Then people who showed up out of no where said, NO, she was first! Then I just got madder cause I knew I was there before all of them!! The nerve! So I began to question everyone there, demanding the truth!! Things were getting ugly to say the least!

Then I heard a small whimper of noise. The whimpering grew more intense, who needed me? Then the whimpering and whining just would not stop! Then there she was, Poppy woke me and saved me from the mad hoard of people! What a nightmare, remind me to tell my boss (if she is not fired from her job on Friday) to not schedule me for 9 days of work in a row!!!!

 

[callingcolleen1]

I can just imagine the dreams my boss must be having, she hardly sleeps these days and is worked to death, long 14 hours days, stressed out and paranoid, Friday is coming.....

 

[j.w]

Man I think there is something in the air these days at is seems we are all losing it in one way or another :blueflower:

 

[callingcolleen1]

Just a lot of over worked and stressed out people. Every company wants things done quicker, faster, and cheaper. Not a good time to be climbing the cut-throat corporate ladder!

 

[Big Lou]

Oh happy day! The new prefinished ColorPlus James Harvey siding has been delivered and safely stored in the garage. Finally, rain is on its way this afternoon and most of tomorrow so work is scheduled to begin on sunny Monday.

Meant to say James Hardie.

 

[Big Lou]

Just a lot of over worked and stressed out people. Every company wants things done quicker, faster, and cheaper. Not a good time to be climbing the cut-throat corporate ladder!

Been there, done that and have the cut-throat scar as proof.

 

[HARO]

Man I think there is something in the air these days at is seems we are all losing it in one way or another :blueflower:

FULL MOON!!!
John

 

[callingcolleen1]

Ha ha ha, forgot about that, howl. Howl. Howl!

 

[HARO]

My better half used to work in a nursing home. Around every full moon some of the residents would go crazy, walking around naked, trying to climb out windows, that kind of thing. Now she's at the garden centre, and every time the moon is full she gets all kinds of really weird customers, though I haven't heard of any running around naked......YET! :yikesu:
John

 

[sissy]

well workers are done for the day .CE I had to use the office chair to get him to the back door and puule the truck right to the door so it was easy there ,hardest was keeping my mind on the road and not on him ,didn't want to get in an accident .I had to drive myself to the hospital after the snake bite because at that time hubby was not feeling well .I guess it must have been the beginning of his problems and he never told me .Colleen you are making me hungry for a veggie sub .Had to call animal control again today those darn dogs from next door got in the basement while the doors were open and got into things and even knocked over the plastic bin holder with all my screws in it ,what a mess .Workers left the doors open and i did not know and just went out to check my pond and there they were by the pond .Chased them and went down and saw the basement doors open and then the mess .I was not happy at all .Now have to sort out thirty bins of screws and pick up the other messes they made .Plus they peed on stuff .

 

[Big Lou]

Revolutionary 2013 Christmas gift suggestions for children.

Tinker Toys
Board games
Coloring Books
Crayons
Children's Bible
Paint-by-number sets
Checkers
No function Baby Dolls & Super Heros
Fruits & Nuts
Socks
Play Tent
Assorted balls
Puzzles
Children's books