The Good Banter Thread

[j.w]

Glad you missed running over it addy and helped it away to the bushes where it can help you w/ the rodents............hope they don't eat groundhogs!

 

[icsd71]

I am glad you stopped and made sure you didnt run that snake over addy! To many people fear them and kill snakes of all types. Good job

 

[sissy]

Hey the best investment I ever made was my miter saw and I have 2 sliding compound miter and dual miter saw .The air compressor and nail guns was my next best investment .I find it relaxing to build things and just road my lawnmower and cart down to my neighbors with her baskets i built yesterday .I figured since she was home take them down now .You can keep your snake addy I still have scares from my encounter with one .It got so hot out side figure it was time to come in and cool off .I just took my harley dog out to fix and repaint her Hunter is waiting for his sissy to come back .There final resting place ,my babies

 

[sissy]

tears now :sad:

 

[j.w]

Sad for you sissy :sad: It is hard and we miss our good buddies. Till we meet again hopefully in Heaven

 

[koiguy1969]

how true?

 

[j.w]

Sissy what ever happened w/ you getting the new pup friends for Pee Wee?

 

[j.w]

Q: What do people call a doctor who finishes last in his Class?
A: "Doctor."

Doctors​

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.​

( B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.​

© Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.​

Statistics - courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.​

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Now think about this:​

Guns​

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)​

( B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.​

© The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.​

Statistics - courtesy of FBI​

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.​

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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'​

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,​

BUT​

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.​

This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!​

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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.​

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!​

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Out of concern for the public at large,​

I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!!!​

 

[koiguy1969]

does this apply to you?

 

[j.w]

Not so much that but if too much rain every day! But then you'd think if it was the rain I would have an immaculately kept house....................NOT!

 

[mogsie]

hi guys, yep ime still alive, lol, just been spending more time in the garden now the nice weather is here finaly, ! had some really hot weather here which has been boosting the blanket algae, didnt have any barley straw in, but got it in now, fishes are breeding again already !!! i have 7 babies from last year showing their faces now ! hey i like the look of those baskets sissy ! hey addy that post regarding doctors made me laugh after reading this report a few weeks ago,
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-who-cant-speak-English-will-see-you-now.html

not in the garden much this weekend as it is the whitehaven festival, which is held in my home town, was there all day yesterday, and back today for the airshows, it used to be every 2 years but we have it every year now, really good weekend,
here is a short vid of a previous one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=pFZLrJZSt1Y

 

[addy1]

does this apply to you?

lol my honey said either it was down or bf was coming over! our house gets cleaned when it rains or snows!

 

[addy1]

hi guys, yep ime still alive, lol, just been spending more time in the garden now the nice weather is here finaly, ! had some really hot weather here which has been boosting the blanket algae, didnt have any barley straw in, but got it in now, fishes are breeding again already !!! i have 7 babies from last year showing their faces now ! hey i like the look of those baskets sissy ! hey addy that post regarding doctors made me laugh after reading this report a few weeks ago,
http://www.thesun.co...ee-you-now.html

I worked with docs in arizona, a lot from out of the country, I could not understand a lot of what they were saying. No clue how they practiced medicine.

 

[mogsie]

hey addy that post regarding doctors made me laugh after reading this report a few weeks ago,

meant to say jw there as she was the poster who posted that post, lol

 

[j.w]

Well that would be horrible mogsie if not deadly in some circumstances not to be able to communicate w/ your doctor! It's hard enough when dealing w/ people over the phone in India about your computer or some other contraption! Last time my DH and I both were on the phone w/ someone in India trying to help us w/ our new router.............after awhile of trying to communicate I just burst out laughing and had to leave the conversation as it was just so bad it was hilarious like some kind of comedy show on t.v :razz:

Looks like a fun festival mogsie! I wish I could be there, love the Pirate theme!