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very good jw, here is one of my faves for you,
2 irish men paddy and mick where walking 10 miles to dublin on a sunday morning, after 1 mile they got tired and couldnt walk no further, paddy says " we will have to catch a bus" mick replies " there are no buses on a sunday" so paddy sugests that they will steal a bus to get to dublin, so off they went down to the bus depot, " you wait here mick, ile go inside and steal a bus" said paddy, in he went and 5 mins later mick hears a bus engine start up and then it went off again, then he heard another bus engine start up only to knock off again and this went on for 15 mins, engines starting and going off again, when finaly paddy drove out in a bus, " what the hell where you doing paddy" asked mick..... paddy replied " there was all them buses but the one that goes to dublin was right at the back"
 

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Good one mogsie!



For those of you who are gluttons for punishment, try this. If you can not do it then have the kiddies give it a try and watch them show you up. If they can not then get the neighbors four year old kid next door and see how it is done

This is a good one for eye hand co-ordination. Have Fun.
There are 100 apples to catch in the basket.

Let's go, it's Apple pickin' time!

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i made some good apple sauce! Those suckers fall fast, need dial up to slow them down!
 
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OK! damn kids (koi) has torn up my planters in my pond. I know, they are known to do this. Do I pull each one out and spank them? :profile:
I vote spank over time-out. My kids grew up to be great adults, and they never heard of the time-out chair. They got spanked very seldom, too! So, yeah, agree with Addy, spank them if you can catch them. LOL
LOVE all the funnies everyone is posting! JW, I was ROFLMAO last night reading yours, but internet went bonkers then. :)
 
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JW, I never played with Play Station or those kind of games. The first time, I caught 12 apples. LOL The second time I actually got 42, figured out where the multiples were falling. But, that was enough for me to realize there is NO way I could ever get all of them! Yikes!!! How many did everyone else "catch"?
Loved the commercial, Todd.
 

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Too funny tmann and God Bless America!

Country that game had me running ragged trying to catch those apples. I didn't do so good the first time and I was trying to do it again while talking on the phone so gave up! Actually I prefer those nice slow type think before you move type games myself.
 

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i know this was posted before but this pond design is just too cool!!!
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Wow koiguy it is cool and I never remember seeing it before but then that's the good thing about getting older you can enjoy the reruns all over again!
 

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Ok see them and try this one..........it's hard............at least for me it was!

Can you find the 7 horses?

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