The Good Banter Thread

[MitchM]

aint it the truth?!

lol,

When I do scrambled eggs with cheese, I know who'll be right beside me.
Squirrels be damned.

 

[callingcolleen1]

I love cheese and butter, and when the unsalted butter dish lid pop open, there is a Poppy and Bear in waiting... The love butter, but if you try to give them margarine, my puppies will not eat that crap, once was in a hurry and accidentally bought a brick of butter that was blended with margarine. puppies would not eat that. I threw out that brick and was mad that they made it to look like a brick of butter and confused me into buying it....

 

[sissy]

I hate this before I go anywhere I have to get all the garbage together to take to the dump .I miss my home pick up back in NJ .I usually burn some of it but the snow and burn ban are stopping me from doing that .My truck is full .I had cleaned the basement and then cut up all the bad pieces of liner that I could not use again .Hate to waste it so will use it some how .Right now some of it was protecting the dirt from being washed into the pond .I bought paint for the inside of the house and in the end those plastic containers this paint came in are being soaked .I have already thought of uses for them .

 

[j.w]

Very funny joke played on my neighbor by my hubby.
We lost cable for a little while and so our phones were down too. Hubby called our neighbor across the road using his cell phone to her cell phone to ask her if her cable was out also. Well she had just called Comcast and tried to report the outage. She had to wait for them to call her back and when the phone rang from my hubby she thought it was Comcast so she immediately started telling him her service was down and when would it be back. So hubby seeing this as an appropriate time to have some fun changed his voice to an accent like a person from India or China...............sounded more Chinese to me when he showed me how he talked. So he said to her Sorry, no internet, no tv, no phone for 3 weeks in his funny accent. She replied...........that can't be! He said........oh yes, very true, no phone, no internet, no tv for 3 weeks. She says who are you? He says..........I am Comcast tech. She says can I speak w/ your manager? He says oh no you speak to me, no manager can you speak to. So sorry lady, no internet, tv or phone for two weeks..............I go now and he hung up,lol!
I was cracking up w/ tears running down my face as he told me all this in his hilarious accent!
Well she called Comcast back and told them someone at their company was trying to scam her, gave them the whole story on the conversation between her and my hubby and she gave them my hubby's cell phone #. They said they would check on that and call her back. My hubby tried to call the neighbor back to tell her it was him but she was not answering her phone so he went over there to tell her it was a joke. After he told her it was a joke the lady from Comcast called the neighbor back and neighbor told her it was my hubby that had called and pranked her...............................the Comcast lady could not stop laughing! I still laugh when I think of it and when I talk to the neighbor now I tell her...........No tv, no internet, and no phone for 3 weeks..........

 

[koiguy1969]

WILL SOON BE TRUE....

 

[mogsie]

well done on photo of the month jw, and great prank by your hubby ! laughed at that, well ive noticed today i have the 1st frog spawn of this year ! freshly laid last night, they are still bloody at it also ! goos to see you are all still here and well,

 

[j.w]

Thanks mogsie,nice to see you here and I still laugh when I think what a good prank hubby did on the neighbor. Wow you have froggies mating already? Spring is at least in the water where you are if not in the air

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[mogsie]

yep jw, them frogs have been shouting for each other for the last 2 weeks, i thaught they where a bit early, but things arr all messed up as the dwarf rhododendron is already in full flower, daffs and crocuses are out, so its starting ! finaly yeee, hey ive just been awarded a medal and a trophy for being a member for 1 year ??? i joined in feb 2011 ! lol thats a bit belated heeee

 

[JBtheExplorer]

Just thought I'd share with you guys the 10 best ways to use the toilet. I tend to use 8 and up.

 

[sissy]

great day 65 and sunny and had to carry concrete block 2 at a time all the way around the front of the house to the pond from the carport .What fun

 

[j.w]

Sissy you must be carrying them cuz you still have all that snow and can't use your mower w/trailer?

 

[sissy]

hardly any snow left but sure is slippery .Carried 30 of them around .My fingers feel like I was using a sander on them .

 

[j.w]

Don't you have a wheel barrow?

 

[sissy]

to wet and soggy plus the front yard is slopped down .It would be like pushing it through mud today .