The Good Banter Thread

[callingcolleen1]

YOU beTTer wAtCh OUT, Cause SAntA Claus is coming to YOUR TOwN!!! ?

 

[sissy]

I grew up with no Santa and never really mattered to me .I never understood the whole thing when they did it in school but sure was happy to get the days off school .

 

[koiguy1969]

what would your funny caption be?


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[MitchM]

does anybody on this forum listen to classical music ??
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I don't always listen to it, but sometimes it's very relaxing.
If I'm in a driving mood, I'll listen to disco, but I was raised on old time country music.
I like almost all music.
Except for rap, I can't stand that.....

 

[MitchM]

what would your funny caption be?


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koiguy posting on GPF.... :dunno: :biggrin:

 

[koiguy1969]

O.K, MitchM.... i see how it's gonna be.... lol

 

[MitchM]

I'm getting cabin fever here....lol

 

[HARO]

Hang in there, Mitch..... you only have six more months of this weather!!
John

 

[MitchM]

gee thanks John... :biggrin:

 

[CountryEscape]

what would your funny caption be?


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"Oh, great, all the guys are meeting at the pub tonight! When I get done in here, maybe I'll join them."

 

[CountryEscape]

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!! First, you survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, your baby cots were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. You had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when you rode your bikes, you had no helmets, not to mention, the risks you took hitchhiking .. As children, you would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun. You drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a bottle. You shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. You ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but you weren't overweight because...... YOU WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! You would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach you all day. And you were OK. You would spend hours building your go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out you forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, you learned to solve the problem . You did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........YOU HAD FRIENDS and you went outside and found them! You fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents you played with worms(well most boys did) and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. You made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although you were told it would happen, you did not poke out any eyes. You rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent bailing you out if you broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. You had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and you learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL! And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS! You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good. And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.

 

[koiguy1969]

what would your funny caption be?


"_i've gotta post this on facebook !__"

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[koiguy1969]

"Oh, great, all the guys are meeting at the pub tonight! When I get done in here, maybe I'll join them."

whats the name of the "pub" they frequent?
"the drunken clam"

 

[haver79]

Big Lou,
Im with Sissy, stay away from LG. I replaced my Maytag with an LG and hate it. I practically have to wash the dishes before I put them in there.
I also had a maytag for years and loved it. Did like CE, knocked the big chunks off and put them in the DW. Almost never had any that didn't get clean.
My neice has a whirlpool and loves it.

The only reason I didn't get another maytag was because my hubby worked at the maytag plant. Lost his job when whirlpool bought them out. He harbors a little attitude.
When I get rid of this LG I will look into the whirlpools, he wont like it.

 

[CountryEscape]

And here's another one:

I love Budweiser's Clydesdale commercials. Every year, I watch the Super Bowl especially to see the newest Clydesdale commercial.