The Good Banter Thread

[koiguy1969]

HEY.. THAT UNICORN MEAT IS GREAT. It's very rare and i only get it when my uncle Nick visits, hes a leprechaun. and can only visit when he can go a full year without anyone finding his pot of gold. and hes given a rainbow to cross over on.
his father was a troll and wanted him to stay in the family business. but his mom, being a fairie, granted him his wish of being a leprechaun. even tho he's 6'4".

 

[j.w]

Oh boy koiguy is hitting the hard stuff big time now and it's starting to effect his mind I'm afraid

 

[CountryEscape]

Yep, I think KG has moved over to fairyland .... poor guy what will happen to his koi? Who will bring them inside for the winter? :blueflower:
I don't care for the light leaving me earlier and earlier each evening either, Sissy! By 7:30, it's getting dark, by 8 is pitch black. I liked it being dusk at 9 p.m.! Ho hum ... fall is around the corner, but enjoying the beautiful weather we are having this week! Low 80's and light breeze ... doesn't get much better than that! AC is off, windows are open. Loving it....

 

[Big Lou]

Come on fall!

 

[koiguy1969]

MIKE - MIKE - MIKE - MIKE- MIKE....

HUMP DAYYY YEAH!!

 

[addy1]

Now he is into camels..................think koiguy needs better watching! Some of us have no hump day! do we miss them..............NO WAY!

 

[sissy]

yep no hump day either like addy says ,everyday is a work t home day vacation .I sometimes think we work harder than when we actually worked at a job .It just never ends and then we think of new projects so we can work harder ,good gosh I think I need an intervention . :cheerful:

 

[addy1]

yep no hump day either like addy says ,everyday is a work t home day vacation .I sometimes think we work harder than when we actually worked at a job .It just never ends and then we think of new projects so we can work harder ,good gosh I think I need an intervention . :cheerful:

lmao retirement intervention!

 

[Big Lou]

Just finished spraying wasp's nests. Boy, that insecticide safety mask and goggles sure make my face sweat. Reset the outdoor garden tree and deck frame mounted timer after a power outage screwed up OThe controllers clock. Refilled the squirrel proof bird feed and put a bird seed bell in an old decorative short post light in Thad fron yard. Last but not least, deep hand hose watered select buses that seem to be very sensitive to our extrem heat. Tired and hot now but happy.

 

[sissy]

you hear about the stabbing in Houston school yet .

 

[Big Lou]

you hear about the stabbing in Houston school yet .

Terrible.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-high-school-stabbing-kills-reports-article-1.1445360

 

[sissy]

Then the Ohio kidnapper hanging himself saved lots of tax money .

 

[addy1]

Then the Ohio kidnapper hanging himself saved lots of tax money .

He needed to live horribly for years hanging was a easy way out

 

[sissy]

yeh but think hell will be twice as bad .

 

[CountryEscape]

When I left for work this morning, neighbor's huge bloodhound was at my house, along with another neighbor's Golden Retriever. Yukon was a happy boy, but when I got home I was not! One of those dogs broke my mushroom stake ceramic pieces, knocked down my concrete mushrooms and knocked over other miscellaneous stuff in the flower beds by the deck. I guess he was too big to make it under the deck, but I think he must have chewed the mushroom things, because pieces of them were 10' away from where they had been. Bloodhound lives over 2 miles away, Golden 1.5 miles away. I was just happy the other neighbor's Mastiff puppy that lives across from the GR's house was at his house! They are the ones that had the year old Mastiff that had a bad habit of walking out in front of cars to get them to stop ... and got hit one day and died from his injuries. The bloodhound stays at the Mastiff puppy's house most of the time, it's just a matter of time before they both start roaming together. Bloodhound went home during the day, GR stayed around, so I called his "parents" and she came to get him. We had a nice visit, I didn't mention any of the stuff broken or rocks knocked into the pond. It's all just part of having a young dog. Hoping he doesn't make a habit of coming to my house, or I'll have to report his damages. LOL