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Crap!!! Now I want to watch that movie, Koiguy, but I don't get that channel. I have the mid priced group of channels from DISH, and that channel is in the highest priced group. Darn darn darn!!!
When that pit bull showed up at my house a couple of months ago, I became VERY protective of where he was going to go. I knew someone dumped him, and had him for almost 2 weeks, but knew I didn't want to keep him. He was a wonderful dog, and in just the few days I had him, I became attached. I had the choice of two not for profit groups in the area. After the first one wanted to wham bam thank you man the dog, I decided he deserved far more than that! They wanted me to rush him to the vest the next am, get him neutered, then pick him up the following day, and have him ready for a adopt a thon 45 miles away by 3 days after that! No thanks, he didn't deserve to be put in that situation. I didn't know him well enough to know how he would handle that kind of stress. So, I kept him another week, before I decided the Humane Society (a no-kill shelter) would find him a good home.
Two days ago, my friend who walked me through their system, e-mailed me to tell me his "forever home family" brought him back to the shelter that day, just to show them how wonderful he is, thank them for giving them a chance with him, and how much they love him. She said you would never know he had been starved when he showed up at my house. I was really happy to hear that!
I suspect anyone who fosters unwanted pets are angels in disguise. The people who come to view your home have standards they have to go by, but to make you feel like your own dog was not safe in your home, that's just plain ridiculous. I can sure understand your anger. Situations happen all the time that are accidents, and we learn by them.
 

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great movie...thats all ill say about it....
now, i just want to share this, and say.... "I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS"!!!
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ouch! NO WAIT, OUCH!
 

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RATED "R" FOR ADULT CONTENT...
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
the man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap.
It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up.
"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.
But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.
If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.
If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.
It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor
"We're getting granite counter tops."
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On the Occasion of Princess Caroline's Fourth Birthday

Seated with with her Mum, the Princess waits to get her nails and hair prepared.
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Now ready, the Princess sits aside her Mum before the party.
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Party treats.
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Princess Caroline enjoys a private moment with her Mum and Aunt
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The Princess receives her gifts
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Princess Caroline and Ladies
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What a lucky little princess to have such a family to supply her royal highness w/ all those goodies and what a fun time! She will remember that forever!
 

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Wow I got the green house all cleaned out today and even went on my walk w/ a back pack and shoved 6 rocks in it. Man 6 rocks are heavy on your back. Picked them up at the 2mile mark and had 4miles left to go! Gonna keep doing it till I either get enough rocks for around the edge of another garden bed or die trying! Man I keep thinking if I lived on the moon my back wouldn't hurt right now......................plus there is an awful lot of nice rocks up there :unsure:
 
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j.w said:
Wow I got the green house all cleaned out today and even went on my walk w/ a back pack and shoved 6 rocks in it. Man 6 rocks are heavy on your back. Picked them up at the 2mile mark and had 4miles left to go! Gonna keep doing it till I either get enough rocks for around the edge of another garden bed or die trying! Man I keep thinking if I lived on the moon my back wouldn't hurt right now......................plus there is an awful lot of nice rocks up there :unsure:
Are you in training for the infantry?

( road march grrrrr )
 

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