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It sounds like you have more options than I have up here. It helps if your utility company is on side too.
I asked our small utility company about solar power and he just looked at me like I was some kind of weird tree-hugger.

He said they don't have any kind of power buy back program. It's all or nothing.
 

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The panels I looked at were U.S. built,I read about the ones made in other countries and Dan also warned me about them . .We have a buy back program and also get a rebate from Danville utilities .I got a rebate on the insulation and the new appliances I bought from them also .
 

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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
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A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides!"



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SORRY...THIS ISNT A 'GOOD' BANTER.



Government tyranny: Illinois Department of Agriculture secretly destroys beekeeper's bees and 15 years of research proving Monsanto's Poison kills bees.

An I...llinois beekeeper with more than a decade's worth of expertise about how to successfully raise organic, chemical-free bees is the latest victim of flagrant government tyranny. According to the Prairie Advocate, Terrence "Terry" Ingram of Apple River, Ill., owner of Apple Creek Apiaries, recently had his bees and beehives stolen from him by the Illinois Department of Agriculture (ID of A), as well as more than 15 years' worth of research proving Monsanto's Roundup to be the cause of Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD) destroyed.

It began last summer when Ingram, who teaches children about natural beekeeping, gave a sample of his honeycomb to IDofA inspector Susan Kivikko (http://www.agr.state.il.us/programs/bees/inspectors.html) at a beekeeper's picnic. Ingram explained that his bees would not touch the comb, and asked Kivikko if it could be tested for chemical contamination.

Kivikko told him that IDofA does not test for chemicals, presumably because its policy is to actively promote them, and instead took the comb and had it tested for "foulbrood," a disease that Ingram says is greatly overblown. When the test allegedly came back positive, Kivikko proceeded to get the ball rolling on a witch hunt that would eventually lead to the illegal seizure and destruction of Ingram's personal property.

Not only did Kivikko, as well as her colleague Eleanor Balson and superior Steven D. Chard, break the law by trespassing Ingram's property on numerous occasions without a warrant, but they also committed numerous crimes by stealing his hives and equipment and destroying pertinent evidence before a hearing, which Ingram believes may have ultimately been rooted in a deliberate conspiracy by the state to hide the truth about Roundup, and subsequently steal his most vibrant bees.

Of particular interest was Ingram's extensive research on Monsanto's Roundup herbicide, which began several years ago when hundreds of Ingram's hives had died. He later determined that Roundup sprayings near his property were to blame, which prompted him to actively research the subject and closely monitor his hives in conjunction with this research from that point onward.

What he gathered, and subsequently taught to others, was concrete evidence that Roundup kills bees. He also used this information and his many years of experience to develop and refine ways of growing strong, chemical-free bees in spite of Roundup sprayings, a move that apparently upset ID of A, which operates primarily to serve the interests of chemical companies rather than the interests of the people.

"Is Illinois becoming a police state, where citizens do not have rights?" asked Ingram, who has been deliberately denied his rights, to the Prairie Advocate. "Knowing that Monsanto and the Department of Agriculture are in bed together, one has to wonder if Monsanto was behind the theft to ruin my research that may prove Roundup was, and is, killing honeybees."

This link below explains their claim as to why the Government did it. It's a PDF from the Illinois Department of Agriculture.
www.agr.state.il.us/programs/bees/beerules.pdf

Be sure to read the full Prairie Advocate story about Terry Ingram, which includes a video interview, here:
http://www.pacc-news.com/5-2-12/heart_ingram5_2_12.html

Please don't forget to email these folks and express your opinions on the current state of bees: http://www.agr.state.il.us/programs/bees/inspectors.html
 

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gosh and you wonder is it the drought or idiots like this that are killing our pollinators out there .Dumb people send a drone to bomb them .I pull weeds and use vinegar to kill them the old fashioned way .i cannot see being good money for weed killers that don't work any way .Plus there is a stream across the road from me that cows drink from .I don't eat meat but don't want to make them sick as i know Marty makes his money that way
 

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I see the road crews on the highways spraying the weeds and brush a lot and truck says stay back weed and brush spraying .I never really saw them do that back in NJ .But it is rural here with lots of farms and made me wonder about the veggies and fruit i get from local farmers .
 

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my splendors gate .Will any one notice something strange
 

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MOSQUITOE PROBLEMS MAKING IT HARD TO ENJOY YOUR OUTDOOR LIVING SPACES?


Take that mosquito's!- Mosquito trap. Very neat, I will be trying this soon.-Chera

Cut the top off a 2 liter bottle. Invert the cone and place it inside the s...traight part of the bottle. Glue the two pieces together. Add 1 tsp yeast and 1/2 cup sugar to some luke warm water, and pour the mixture into the bottle. Mosquitoes are attracted to the carbon dioxide that you exhale. The yeast feeds off the sugar and emits the same gas, so the mosquito enters the bottle, thinking they will find food there.
 

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you will have to remind every one of us that when summer gets here koiguy .I have never seen a sqeeter with a winter coat on :cold: .I just wonder how they get by all winter .For some strange reason we don't get many around here ,but we do get the lady bug attack and the stink bug attack .
 

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oh no no own told me the races were in Martinsville next week .Means tons of traffic and lots of noise and the blimp flying over my house .oh no the horror of it all . :yikesu: :yikesu: :yikesu:
 

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