The Good Banter Thread

[callingcolleen1]

Help, someone please "kick my butt" off this chair so I can go outside and get the yard work done before the snow gets here....

 

[Big Lou]

Help, someone please "kick my butt" off this chair so I can go outside and get the yard work done before the snow gets here....

Ah.....you can do it tomorrow.....

 

[callingcolleen1]

Tomorrow may snow, so I got out there and cleaned up a bit and racked some leaves, planted some more tulip bulbs, yes I am addicted to tulips.... it's like something to get "excited" about for spring. Got to clean some pump filters in the main pond tomorrow, so that the pumps can run good all winter long. Winter is just around the corner now, can see the big heavy snow clouds gathering.....

 

[j.w]

Consider yourself kicked in the butt Colleen but I'm afraid I'm too late cuz yesterday is now today and you may have gotten dumped on by now!

 

[j.w]

hey jw I can see you glowing all the way here in VA ,Wait that could be the sun coming up or are you mooning us :razz:

Here's lookin at ya sissy

 

[sissy]

Thats one heck of a moon there and sure is full

 

[callingcolleen1]

That was no full moon, last nite was only half a moon, AND there was lots of clouds!! That is the big street light two blocks away, by the creek there is this big flour mill and it runs all night! You guys better pay attention and quit MooNinG everyone! Ha ha ha

Early this morning on the way to work, it was very chilly and quite bit of frost on the windshield, and lot of fog.... more street lights people, look at the Calender duh!! Ha ha ha.

 

[callingcolleen1]

Duh to me! That picture was on the weather thread... though you were talking about the big yellow street lights in that dark picture I posted! Duh, too many chocolates and forgot I asked you to kick my big butt off the couch! Ha ha ha, better lay off the wine too!

 

[addy1]

lol jw was getting cheeky..........

We are in for one horrible week................. temp from 70-80 this week.............full sun

 

[j.w]

addy I'll take your horrible weather anytime. We are cold here but getting some icy sunshine peeking through clouds. Will freeze here tonight...............gotta go run and get my plants in pots inside now before it get cold and dark :helm2:

Colleen yes lay off that wine you are getting rummy :0000000057:

 

[callingcolleen1]

Going to have just one glass tonight, it was the first glass of wine I have had for a long time, over a good month a ago at least. Was too stressed to drink, only drink wine when happy, I do however need to go "Vegan" for a while and lose some extra "stress eating" pounds, now that my SweetPea is on the mend, I feel better now so I'm back to "posting up a storm"!

They had my Sweet pea on Morphine after the Operation, and they prescribed him large amounts, and he was "out if it" most of the time. I wanted to get rid of the bottles they gave him, but the nurse said "he needs it". So he finally "kicked the morphine bucket" all by himself a few days ago, and now he's back to" himself". (Thank God!) The Morphine made him talk lots in his sleep, and he told me that while "out of it" the walls looked like they were melting and he swears he traveled to different planets and that " transdimensional shifting" was possible!

So he had HaLf a BEER tonight, with my nephew, who also had a beer with him, and my nephew tired to show us how tough he was by opening the beer with his teeth!!! ...... so what the heck, it's better than the liquid morphine he was drinking! AnD we all had a GooD TimE! We joked about the bad "drugs" they gave him, the operation, how they "must have dropped him" cause he had big purple bruises on his arm and leg, pretty much normal stuff, except my Sweet Pea had to during his half a beer out of a SiPPy CuP!! We laughed about that too, and it felt good to see him happy again....

 

[Big Lou]

I feel terrible this morning.

The doorbell rang about 15 minutes ago so I opened the door. The person was a new minister in the area. When he said with a grin "Did I come by too early?" I thought to myself that it is early but then I looked down and saw I was standing there in my boxers! I apologized for my appearance to which he replied "That's okay, God sees us no matter what we do or do not have on.".

:-/

 

[sissy]

Yep god sure saw a lot huh :razz: hope the were cute boxers anyway .My mom always said god see you no matter where you are and you don't have to go to church to speak to him .Glad hubby is getting off the drugs as you sure don't want him addicted to them and feel he needs them just to get through the day colleen .

 

[Big Lou]

Just wondering.

Do you live-

1. In a large city
2. In a city
3. In a moderately large town
4. In a small town
5. In a country town
6. In a rural community
7. In a very rural area

 

[HARO]

#6, Lou. They call it a hamlet here, maybe 30 or 40 houses, with farms all around.
John