The Good Banter Thread

[j.w]

EEEE GADS.................there is something dead under my front porch! Smells horrible and when the cats come near the porch they walk in slow motion up the stairs glancing back and forth for fear of the grim reaper and you can see the whites of their eyes. Their is a gathering of flies something awful. No way to get under there as it is closed off to people size. Guess we have to live w/ it till it disintegrates whatever it is. Can't sit out there on the front porch deck as it's overwhelming. Guess it's not human as they say we smell like rotten potatoes when we die. Smells like road kill. Must be a rabbit or a raccoon or ? It's totally disgusting..............it really is.............gag me w/ a spoon awful

 

[sissy]

No way at all to see what it is .I know if you throw salt on decomposition it will make it break down faster .Also lime works the same way but kill the smell too ,but would worry if you get a heavy rain it could run over to the pond .My daughter in law is a forensic pathologist and has seen every thing lately .

 

[addy1]

This balloon flew over our back yard this am, around 7ish. They where yelling down beautiful! great job! lol it was so neat. I was sitting out on the deck reading when they came over the house.

 

[sissy]

must be that time of the year because there were 6 big balloons in one of the big parking lots in Danville and I know this time of the year they have the balloon festival

 

[sissy]

Good that you were not in your undies today you would not be sure what they were talking about .Geeze :razz:

 

[j.w]

That is so cool addy!

 

[koiguy1969]

THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE ELIGABLE TO, JOIN THE AARP..... AND THOSE WHO TEXT! I GUESS SOME COULD USE THESE HERE AS WELL!

 

[sissy]

are you referring to us older :grumble: ladies .remember men age faster than women

 

[HARO]

are you referring to us older :grumble: ladies .remember men age faster than women

MARRIED men age faster!
John

 

[sissy]

true thats why women call you old farts :razz: Better they age faster this way the women can find a younger one to replace the old model .Who wants and old model of anything when they can have new

 

[koiguy1969]

LOL...

 

[taherrmann4]

This balloon flew over our back yard this am, around 7ish. They where yelling down beautiful! great job! lol it was so neat. I was sitting out on the deck reading when they came over the house.

Hopefully you were dressed, unlike the other day when you were in your undies!

 

[callingcolleen1]

You guys are too funny!!! Ha HA hA! I just read the"thread" I missed cause I was busy, might run out of "likes"!!! You know "they" limit you on how much you can "like" .... sometimes there lots to "like" !!!!!

 

[addy1]

Hopefully you were dressed, unlike the other day when you were in your undies!

In my favorite clothes, t-shirt and honey's boxers feet up reading my book, drinking coffee
Our back yard is pretty private, I don't worry about clothes that much, esp with the camera's turned off lol

 

[addy1]

MARRIED men age faster!
John

yep but we take good care of you as you age.............well most of the time