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i dont expect many people on this forum to be into gaming, but even if you are not you may still find this little vid funny !!
http://www.youtube.c...n&v=guEkrrfDpZI

I play a little xbox here and there. But now I am playing a game on my wife's Ipad called modern war. The app was free and is a pretty good game. I have these rivals who keep attacking me and taking my money and army units!
 

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Well we may be getting some winter............ice sleet freezing rain coming starting tonight though tomorrow 1pm.
Maybe up to 8 inches of snow, maybe, might stay west of us, the deep snow that is.
 
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wish i had snow !! we have it just on the mountain tops, hey tmann i only done the first missions on the campaign mode then i tried the online multi player mode and lets say it could lead to divorce !! totally addictive, i got it for my son for christmas, and i have racked up 80 hours online with it so far,
 

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Yippee addy is getting snow...........maybe........ and the question is............Do you want it or not addy? If so I will put in a good word for ya and if not I'll keep my mouth shut!
 

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Bring it on, we need some cold to kill the bugs that are already hatching and flying around.
 

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Yeah we are getting snow, mini snow compared to jw! about 2 inches now or less. We are getting some sleet mixed with it, roads not in good shape right now. First winter storm of the winter! and it is almost spring lol
 
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Our weather last night turned ugly very quickly! I have a Dodge Charger, and let me say my "baby" NEVER has seen ice nor snow, and it's a 2006 model. :-( Last night was the exception to the rule. I got caught in an ice storm, and didn't make it home until 11:30. To defend the State workers, when I looked at the weather map at 4:30, it showed all the ice north and east of us (north by 30 miles) and hardly anything to the west; however, the wind was coming from the east, so maybe it backtracked to Effingham. Anyhow, my usual 12 minute drive on the interstate took me 90 minutes. Crawling was the name of the game, and any accidents that happened, the good thing is when they happen on icy roads, they are usually slow motion and don't do much damage.
I got off the interstate at my exit, Altamont, but it took forever to get TO the exit, and I was only maybe 100 yards away. I kept seeing this red car slide rear end to the shoulder, then pull forward into the left lane (we were all in right lane to exit), over and over. Well, on the exit ramp, the road is angled for the curve. A semi was unable to make the exit, and slid to the right shoulder. No problem, right? Well, cars were sliding trying to stay on the road and go around him. I was not so lucky.
Camaro slammed into me and under semi trailer.JPG
I slid into the trailer of the semi. Good thing was that it was a VERY slow motion slide, straight sideways with the trailer, and my side view mirror got wedged under the trailer.
Side view mirror under trailer frame.JPG
Bad news was the Camaro driver was still ahead of me, and pretty soon here he came going the wrong way on the ramp! He went past me, spinning, sliding, throwing rocks, and got behind the trailer and spun around again. Evidently hit a car that was stopped on the shoulder behind the trailer. Then he proceeded to spin and slide, hit the PU truck that also slid into the semi ...
PU truck slid into trailer too.JPG
Then ran into the back of my car, which slid his back end behind me. But, he was not done. He spun those tires like he thought he could get out of the mess, which only slid him deeper UNDER the trailer, breaking out his back glass!
Camaro rear window did not survive.JPG
I'm still not positive how he drilled this hole into my driver's side rear panel, just in front of my back lights, but that's the only way it could have gotten there.
Hole to side of left rear lights.JPG
Everyone was talking about him being drunk or drugged up. So, when the State Police finally arrived 1.5 hours later (there were soooo many accidents, and no injuries in our group accident), they tried to do blow test, he would not perform, couldn't do walk test, no one could stand on the ice, so they handcuffed him eventually and took him to jail. The car was not drivable with the back glass out anyhow, and I'm certain they put it in police impound to search for drugs.
Camaro driver got handcuffed.JPG
So, I started my trek home at 5:30, should have arrived home by 6, made it home at 11:30, after having to wait for the two accident reports that I was involved in (mine, and the Camaro's), along with the other drivers in that group. What a night!!! As I said, the good thing about icy conditions is that the accidents typically are very slow motion, except for the ones that happen before the driver knows the roads are getting icy. There was a semi with tandem trailers where the back trailer was literally ripped off of the first trailer, as it slid and got caught up in a guard rain at an overpass. The semi driver I got acquainted with last night said that NEVER happens! He saw it, too, and was shocked.
 

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not the best banter in the world there C.E....GLAD YOU DIDNT GET HURT! the first good snow of the year catches people off guard...lots of bumps, scratches and cracked plastic....just wanted to say.... "uh-oh!"..."better get Macco!" hehehe. just kidding there sweety!
 

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Glad you did not get hurt! We have just a little snow and ice on roads, parking our butts at home until it is melted away and dry
 
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Yep, it's going to be a cross stitching weekend for me. Was supposed to go to a winery tomorrow afternoon where there is a really great Blues band playing. I'm pretty sure I will be staying home instead.
And, driving on ice is kind of like riding a horse that is doing a "passive" buck ... funny, want to laugh while it's happening, usually no harm done, just pumps up the heart rate for a while. :) Yeah, I have a horse that bucks every now and then, nothing vicious, and I usually am laughing before she gets done. Quite funny. Last night, not so funny, especially with the stupid Camaro driver. That guy was scary! I just hope he doesn't figure out who I am. Course, I wasn't the only one that alerted the Trooper that he was drunk or drugged out .... everyone was talking about him. Anyone who drives on ice spinning and sliding, hitting cars, acting like he was in a video game, deserves to go to jail, even if he wasn't drunk, but I'm certain he was. Soon as he got done, he said, "I didn't know it would do that." Asked him where he lived, assuming he was going to say FL or something, but when he said "Altamont", I about crapped my drawers! What an idoit! He wanted to get chummy with me after that, but I just kept my window up! Haha
 

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Just took my pup out, it is a layer of ice, layer of snow, then another layer of ice, not deep but it sure is slick. They probably have the main roads clear by now, but not our little neighborhood.
 

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well guess there are alot of people getting that kind of weather and icy roads are the worse ,especially black ice .Hide away and stay in if possible .We are just getting light rain that started last night but getting to almost 60 again .I just watched in the garden show on tv and it had a place called Niche Gardens in NC my next place to visit this spring near Charlotte and they have a websight also .
 

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