It's OK Meyer, because I actually find your seemingly apparent lack of understanding of the simple dilution and elimination principle behind water changes kind of humorous. Although I would have never stated that in an open forum without an opening like this.
In previous posts you have asked for examples of what sort of chemicals could be building up in a pond that might benefit from water changes, so I provided one which seems perfectly logical. Of course it doesn't fit with your no water change stance, but instead of producing any sort of logical reasoning to dispute it you tried to ridicule it by making a joke out of it with your example.
Nothing personal, but that right there is a very weak debating tactic.
I agree that having all one sex (eg; all males) might be a better way to keep things better under control with regard to the stresses of spawning, but in a pond with mixed sexes where males are becoming aggressive because of constantly being exposed to higher concentrations of sex pheromones in the water, which would not normally be found in a natural flow through system, why wouldn't it make sense to dilute those levels somehow to correspondingly reduce the stress levels?
Also with regard to spawning in a heavily stocked pond, the water quality can become very adversely effected (eg; milky water and foam) and benefit from a water change, or preferably an ongoing water replacement.