Colleen, I knew you would be able to relate. LOL Keith, she is the type that tells everyone that she has a pond, like she is an expert, when in reality she knows very little from the mechanical standpoint. She will buy the best of the best in filtration, just to SAY she has an expensive filter (Oase is what she has now, and wants to have again). She's always been that way, even when we were kids. When designer jeans came out, she HAD to have them. They were $42, I can clearly remember that. Mom said she had a $100 limit for school clothes, and she STILL bought a pair! She's always had to keep up with the Joneses. I'm totally opposite. I'm far more frugal, want to do things right, but inexpensive and if I can make them, better yet! So, I will probably just give her pointers about how to plumb her pumps so that she can pull them out to clean them in the future. In AZ, she didn't have any large tree leaves, so that may be an issue in WI, where she will get tons of leaves in the fall, if there are any trees around where they buy.
And, I don't mind helping her, I will be happy to do so. It's just her demanding way, and everything has to be under her control 100%, that's the whole issue about "building the pond the day after closing" that I don't agree with. I would even come and dig the sucker myself! I dug both of mine in 10 days or less. But, I won't take the time off to do hers. She will have to find someone there to do it for her. She is not a patient person at all. She may have a hard time finding anyone to dig for her, since she won't have access to "Mexicans for hire" in WI. LOL