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I have underwear on. Rather nice underware might I say. A man of my age deserves nice boxers (underware). That and nice socks (not underwear). I wear extremely comfy socks (not underwear yet comfy). And colored t-shirts. I have on a very nice black t-shirt (not technically underwear). No, let's stick to underwear. My all cotton v-neck short sleeve white t-shirts (underwear) are also quite nice. Once a gentlemen reaches the stage in his life where great importance is put on nice socks (not underwear) then it is only a matter of time until nice boxer shorts (underwear) take on special importantance. I do not have on socks (not underwear). I took them off so my dearie could fiddle with my left foot. Felt very nice. I don't wear v-neck white t-shirts (underwear) unless I'm wearing a shirt that customerily calls for underwear. In this instance the appropriate underwear is one of numerous types of undershirts. I tire of all this talk of underwear. The important facts to remember is that I wear nice boxers (underwear) and comfy socks (not underwear). Oh, and a great array of colored t-shirts (technically not underwear). White all cotton v-neck t-shirts (underwear) are also comfy.
 
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Your attention please.

At 3 this AM I received a phone call from the UANA (Underwear Association of North America). The purpose of the call was to set me straight on the classification of socks. Socks are indeed underwear according to the UANA. Technically yes, socks are underwear but to me comfy socks are so much more............
 

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Thanks, JW, cause I would not have gotten it either!
Anyone ever see a large water bug like this one? I have never seen such a large one. This guy was about 2" long, shiny shell, sitting on top of my skimmer box on the goldfish pond. Stayed put for several pics before he noticed me, and darted into the water.
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