The Daily Joker.

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John

 

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

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The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
John

 

[JamieB]

I think the dog and shoe may just have solved our problem! Now I need a shoe rack! With these pups, we have to hide our shoes or put them where they can’t get them.

 

[addy1]

I think the dog and shoe may just have solved our problem! Now I need a shoe rack! With these pups, we have to hide our shoes or put them where they can’t get them.

The only thing that lil bear chewed on was one tiny corner under the couch, can't even see it. We loss about a inch of under the couch fabric. We have so many toys for him he can be distracted from anything. None of my pups have ever touched shoes, he does LOVE rolled up old socks!

 

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I hope nobody considers this inappropriate! I laughed so hard, the tears rolled down my leg!!!

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Might be the last we see of Bernie.
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