The Daily Joker.

[Shell-Fish]

 

[HARO]

I do believe you are the main poster on this thread! Keep making us smile!

Wonder what happened to the Dutch kid?
John

 

[Shell-Fish]

 

[Shell-Fish]

 

[Shell-Fish]

Trouble on your commute today as you report a suspicious-looking bag at the train station and she asks you not to call her that.

 

[IPA]

Wonder what happened to the Dutch kid?
John

He’s gotten so slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaa AAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa (if I fill up the whole page will it become funny?)..............aaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAaaaaaaaa (my hand is getting tired) (I’m on an Phone, it’s not easy) aaaaaaaaaaack
He died.

 

[Shell-Fish]

 

[addy1]

Wonder what happened to the Dutch kid?
John

He was blocked due to inappropriate behavior.

 

[HARO]

He was blocked due to inappropriate behavior.

Couldn't you just have spanked him? Worked for MY kid!
John

 

[HARO]

So it's up to me to carry on...

John

 

[Shell-Fish]

A policeman knocked on my door last night.
'Where were you between 4 and 6?', he demanded.
'Primary school', I replied.

 

[HARO]

John

 

[HARO]

John

 

[HARO]

John

 

[HARO]

John