The Daily Joker.

[HARO]

That reminds me of the summer it got SO hot around here, that the corn started popping in the fields. The neighbour's cows thought it was snow, and promptly FROZE to death!
John

 

[HARO]

 

[DutchMuch]

Yea the temp here in north AR rose to 105!!!!!!!!!!
KILL ME NOW!!!

 

[j.w]

 

[Nyboy]

 

[MoonShadows]

Totally unexpected!

 

[HARO]

John

 

[j.w]

and what does it mean on that sign where it says obvious plant? Ok looked online and it's a guy that makes fake signs to post around here and there to fake people's funny bones out

 

[HARO]

I noticed that too, @j.w . Your explanation is as good as any. And BTW, what ON EARTH is that monstrosity on your new Avatar? Reminds me of my MIL!!!
John

 

[j.w]

@HARO Your mil came to me in a dream/nightmare one night and told me to use this as my avatar or she would put a spell on me
Actually in the nature thread we were talking about catterpillars and I found this online and had to use it to annoy @Mmathis for awhile but if it annoys you too then double score

 

[HARO]

if it annoys you too then double score

I had a response for that, but then I realized I just don't talk that way to ladies!
John

 

[DutchMuch]

Bruh his had me laughing so hard

 

[DutchMuch]

 

[HARO]

John

 

[j.w]

Don’t know why we’re afraid of the North Koreans.
They haven’t gone to war in 60 years, but look at all the medals their generals are wearing.
We could defeat them with a large magnet