I shared this video on here a few weeks back after I had to move a Snapper across a highway and was curious to the best way of doing it. This video is from the toronto zoo
JB (and everyone reading this thread),
That that seems like a very humane and "good Samaritan" thing to do when you find a snapping turtle crossing the road.
However, I have had many first hand experiences in such situations and I am compelled to provide all here with an education in "wild" snapping turtles and their demeanor.
First of all, the snapping turtle shown in that video is either half dead, half frozen, on a heavy dose of valium or it has been someone's pet since it was the size of a silver dollar or it is a very tame specimen from the zoo. A truly wild and energetic snapping turtle will not be so docile.
In the real world, the snapper would stand up on all fours like a one of those low rider muscle cars that has been converted with hydraulic shocks and it would turn around in circles as fast as you can run around in the middle of the highway trying to get behind him. That turtle just ain't gonna let that happen! They are much faster and more aggressive than the snapper they are showing in the video from the zoo folks. They will spin around in circles and lunge at anything that comes near, snapping their "beaks" extremely aggressively and fast!
I was trying to collect a 25-30 pounder off a local highway once. Before I could get the upper hand on the snapper, a semi rolled down the highway. I walked off to the shoulder and figured to see turtle soup on the road in a moment. The semi missed him, but as the truck passed, the snapper was jumping and lunging and snapping at each of the trucks tires!
Next point, if you do get close enough to the snapper to grab it, you are going to wish you hadn't if you just ate lunch and you happen to be down-wind. They usually have a powerful aroma and it smells like a cross between a few hundred dead minnows and some rotten squid and rotten hamburger mixed with some slimy, coal black river mud that has been rotting away under stagnant water for several decades.
The snapper that was nipping at the semi's tires? I finally got 'em with a fishing net and put him in the trunk of my car. It was a HOT day and I had the AC on with the windows all rolled up. Within two miles of travel on down the highway, the stench was so bad that I had to pull over and nearly vomit! I absolutely had to get out of the car and walk around gagging for several minutes before I could even attempt to get back close to my car. I rolled all the windows down for the rest of the trip and stuck my head out the window and it was still pretty bad.
I go out and catch these turtles for eating, so I know how bad they can be and are. They are mean, they are tough, they are fast as lightning and they really stink! When I catch them, I put them in a horse tank or a large barrel and run clean water over them for many days and sometimes weeks before I try to clean them. I know that doesn't make them sound appetizing, but they only stink on the outside. The inside is delicious meat, but it is hard to clean them until they are at least approachable.
My reccommendation to all if you see one on the highway... Unless you want to catch it to eat it, don't bother. Let it make its way across the highway. Most times, they do just fine on their own and you shouldn't put yourself in harms way to try to help it when it doesn't want your help in the first place. Your life is worth more than a stinky old snapping turtle.
As for a turtle trap to rid your pond of a LARGE snapper... Well I hope that the trap is made very well. I have had them claw their way out of a tank with plywood and concrete blocks on top and tear through refrigerator grates like they were nylon stockings. If they are under 10 lbs, you are propably alright with a trap.
As for ridding them from your pond, if you don't want them to return (once you have caught them) you had better take them further than five miles away. Better try 75 miles, maybe ship them to Antarctica! They are uncanny, they will find their way back, I have seen it. I had one escape and we tracked it down and tagged it and let it keep on going. It made it roughly seven miles back to the same water hole where I caught it.
Hope this has been informative (or at least entertaining).
Gordy