Thanks for the chuckles DP ... Here;s a picture of 8 yards of mulch for anyone wanting a visual... Two guys humping wheel barrows, would take about 4 to properly spread this, but I will bet you those same two guys are NOT going to take 8 yards of dirt out of a hole and hump it back into a truck in that same amount of time. I give you credit for your ambitisn't a need to and but think you exagerate just a tad bit. Mulch, even wet, is a hell of a lot easier to handle than shovel loads of dirt, in easy digging conditions. I'll accept your pity, as I know I sure as heck couldnt do it. I'm only 128 lbs soaking wet, with two blown shoulders and I still ENJOY spreading mulch ... Dirt, hahaha, for that, I need the mechanical wheelbarrow (277 cat). I learned my lesson last year trying to dig out a bed for dahlia's (it was comical to say the least). I wont knock anyone for digging ANY pond themself, but the bigger the pond, the more I pity their back.