Divorce Pond Advice

[MoonShadows]

Everything I do is a writing exercise! Language is my life. But I still need pond help.

Then stop the BS or no one is going to offer you any help.

 

[peter hillman]

What? It's been very entertaining.
OK, so. If you wanted an UNDERWATER firepit you'd need some way to pump oxygen in and the smoke out. They do make air pumps that could handle the job. Big question is who's going down to light it? And yea channel cats don't like the fuel n oil stuff associated with driving vehicles into water. In fact boaters can be fined for dumping dirty bilge water into their ponds.

 

[peter hillman]

I smell a rat.

http://www.kctv5.com/story/34286460/crashes-clog-kc-area-during-foggy-morning

If you are here to ask serious questions, then you are welcome to stay. If your time here is part of an elaborate writing exercise, please show yourself the door.

Funny, that pic looks just as fake.

 

[Lisak1]

I didn't buy it from the get-go. Why anyone would expect help if you make us wade through all that hoo-haw first is beyond me.

If there's a pond, show it.

 

[tbendl]

Dagnabbit I miss all the good stuff.

 

[MitchM]

Cabin fever, @tbendl.
You never know what's going to come out of it.