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Dog gone it does this mean I have to stop .....................ewwwwwww, yuck that is an awful thing for me to say isn't it :rolleyes:
 

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govt. may be watching what you say now and on there way .Bird flying over may be that hummingbird
 

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Oh yea forgot about that little robot birdy. Can't speak bad of the gov..........Big Bro is watching :rolleyes:
 

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taxes will triple for you Uncle Sam watching you may have to claim your fish as dependents
 

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What do you mean sissy...............I already do claim them..........and we get big bucks back from Sam :rolleyes:
 
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This if from the Center of Disease Control and they say you can only get it through the blood only and not from touching or kissing. They do not mention eating the feces tho. If you want to really be safe it does not hurt to cover of course and then there is always the question on whether to trust everything our govt. tells us.........hmmmmmmmmmm?
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/westnile/wnv_factsheet.htm

jw, thanks for the link to CDC's official answer.

Hmm... to be safe & to avoid viruses of CTFV, HIV, AIDs, WNV, etc..., I have quit camping. It's not worth the risk because of ticks and flying assassins:
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taxes will triple for you Uncle Sam watching you may have to claim your fish as dependents
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What do you mean sissy...............I already do claim them..........and we get big bucks back from Sam :lol:
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oh geeze now you admitted it and they have evidence
Good news: IRS allows you to deduct the costs of ponds & fishies as mental-health-expenses ONLY IF your psychiatrist prescribes and orders you to enjoy the pond & fishies, AND the Doc's legit treatment should cure whatever mental illnesses you may have. (Just think of Jack Nicholson's mental illnesses in the Cuckoo's Nest) .

It's too good to be true for that crazy tax deduction, right? Yes! The problem is this: where can you find such a psychiatrist? :rolleyes::lol::D
 

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good one jw and if you find one you could make tons of money selling that info and boy the government might go broke all those ponds out there never new there are so many
 

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sissy you must give the credit to that last post to Johnnie.
I guess one could marry a psycho-chiatrist and then you've got it made :LOL:
 

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oops sorry was looking at it when I was on a video call with my cousin and thought it was you last night .All's well and just don't get caught if you try it wish I could take a deduction .And johnnie watch out uncle sam see's everything you might have given yourself away hide
 
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oops sorry was looking at it when I was on a video call with my cousin and thought it was you last night .All's well and just don't get caught if you try it wish I could take a deduction .And johnnie watch out uncle sam see's everything you might have given yourself away hide

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sissy you must give the credit to that last post to Johnnie.
I guess one could marry a psycho-chiatrist and then you've got it made :lol:

Legit tax deductions are foolproof against IRS...as long as you get a legit reason (i.e., an increase in productivity and income) and proper documentations (i.e., a MD's invoices) & authorizations (i.e., a MD's order). For example, I read about an interesting case about an exortic dancer who was allowed to take an unusual tax deduction. Her "boob-job" was deductible! She deducted her cost of her boob-enlargement, and the Supreme Court said OKAY, ALLOWED :bowdown:!
 

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needs it to up her money making quota huh like she really claims everything she makes LOL I should be able to claim my dogs then everyone thinks there worth a million bucks .both lazy as heck chihuahua beats up pit bull
 

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Pee Wee is brave on that pit bull. She has big ears like a rabbit :bowdown:
 

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that pit bull is a big sissy he lets pee wee beat him up and pee wee gets made at him he will chase him into a corner and the pit bull just sits there and they weren't raise together .Arthur follows pee wee around like he's a god
 

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someone comes to the door arthur hides in the bathroom real brave dog I have there
 

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