I saw a story on the internet the other day - Texas woman is out mowing her lawn and a 4 and a half foot long snake falls from the sky. Wraps itself around the woman's arm and starts snapping at her face - hard enough to break her glasses.
As she's clawing at the snake, swinging her arm, trying to get it to let go, the hawk that dropped the snake came back for it's dinner and starts attacking the snake that's not letting go of the woman's arm.
I don't care what the neighbors say - the grass doesn't need mowing anymore this year.