Goldfish Memory

[Marshall]

Funny how people think goldfish only have a 3 second memory because they don't "remember" stimuli that are presented and then taken away for a period but, what if they actually have very good memories but simply get a kick out of ignoring anything we do ?
And no my goldfish did not give me money to say this... They wrote a check and it bounced so I received nothing.

 

[pecan]

My gold fish are secret agents sent by them to record all our activity reporting back to their controlers so they can have the information they need to subvert our defense perimeter with their black velcro split toed ninjas and steal my incandescence light bulbs.

I have known this for a very long time so I move my light bulb stockpile every 14.2 days.

We also don't talk about the light bulbs around the fish.