British Humor ads

[j.w]

British Humour ...​

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K.. Newspapers: ​

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

 

[sissy]

lmao great ones jw the yorkie one is a cute one and the other two are just darn right funny

 

[koiguy1969]

HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA......LOL.. VERY GOOD J.W

 

[mogsie]

very good jw, really made me giggle !

 

[Catfishnut]

Those were great, J.W.!

I am also "ROFLMAO"!

I like humor and those ads are excellent!

Gordy

 

[whiskey]

whiskey agrees with the last one...HE...