I don't think one in the side near the bottom would work very well. These things take in stuff off the bottom. A side drain would only get some suspended stuff which would probably stay suspended, go through all filters and back into the pond.
You can however extend through the side out into the pond, add a 90 down to maybe 1/2" off the bottom. That would suck stuff off the bottom. And when going through the side it doesn't have to be near the bottom. You can go though just below the water surface and down, then over.
If you could build a small section out over the edge of the porch and dropped that part lower, it would be a perfect catch. And the drain could be up through the bottom. A small deep drop catch would work really well I'd guess.
You don't need any slope, but a small depression around the drain helps because the water in the depression will be more calm and stuff will fall out there. Or get pushed along the bottom, fall into the depression and not have enough energy to lift out.
A drain certainly doesn't have to be in the center. It's a common location because that the easiest setup with tangential returns. Tangential returns are 50% of a bottom drain system. You don't need to buy a tangential return, you can just direct normal water flow to set up the desired current. My waterfall catch basin did that. Water exited right at the bottom and pushed stuff to one side. However, stuff accumulated along the entire side, not in one place. With a circular motion stuff will accumulate in a single spot, hence the drain going there.
In water gardening tangential returns are often ignored. But without something pushing stuff to the drain they're pretty much worthless. Most people think gravity moves stuff toward drains and so think sloped sides are the key. But they're wrong. Sloped sides only work if you're trying to remove marbles or golfballs. The stuff we want to remove is almost buoyant neutral, gravity has virtually no effect.
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