DON'T GO TO SLEEP!
That's when the aliens in that slime sack take over your body and form a pupa pod around you. When you wake up, you are a snail!
It's OK if your not used to living in the fast lane.... Otherwise it sure puts a damper on your lifestyle!
C'mon legs, let's go! Oh, that's right, no more legs! C'mon slime, get'a flowin'! I gotta get to work!
Your co-workers won't appreciate you any longer either. You leave that mucous trail on all the chairs in the cafeteria and on the computer keyboards, too!
Did you touch that donut?
Doggone it, I was going to have that for my first break! Now just look at that! All shiny with snail mucous!
Hee hee